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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 14:23:46 No.35310903 View View Reply Original Report

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>Due to their tendancy of turning to stone if they cool too much, some Slugma have been discovered that are over a million yers old! Only to move around once more when returned to a heat source.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 14:32:52 No.35310951 Report

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>>35310903
It's like playing a hero, but at the same time is very aggressive during it, so it's often seen as anti hero which makes him sad at heart. Kids love hanging around with him but again, his agression drive sometimes makes all of them run in panic for the local officials, he used to hide among trash due to ton of conflict it causing by accident. Somehow Owl pokemon are obssesed with it

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 14:33:34 No.35310955 Report

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>incineroar.jpeg
>literally a man in a fursuit

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 14:37:30 No.35310980 Report

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>>35310951

English isn't your mothertongue is it my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 14:40:24 No.35310990 Report

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>>35310980
Nor is it yours, "mothertongue".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 14:45:19 No.35311013 Report

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>>35310951
when you've finished your essay but its only half the word count

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 15:11:15 No.35311160 Report

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>>35310980
I'm easily forgetting how to use it, I see grammar mistakes sadly

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 15:19:25 No.35311212 Report

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"Contrary to popular belief, it isn't actually made of ice cream. It's said people who do believe this wholeheartedly have very low intelligence"

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 16:35:41 No.35311661 Report

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It swings its indian elephant around playfully, but because it is so strong, that can be dangerous.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 18:22:00 No.35312511 Report

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A dangerous pokemon. It charges it fist for a powerful blow. For some reason it also attracts furries.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 18:24:53 No.35312522 Report

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“Who?”

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 19:18:24 No.35312902 Report

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When two of them come together they stake on top of each other and fuck each other. A third Magnemite materializes when they orgasms and this is how Magneton comes into being.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 19:57:52 No.35313251 Report

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When stufful gets pissed off it creates a stomping tantrum so massive he splits the world in half. Cyrus is the only reason we still exist.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 20:05:22 No.35313351 Report

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>Zangoose
>Tampon rabbit Jokémon
>Not only is it visually painful, it sucks lickilicky cock in battle. Its upsetting appearance is one of the many reasons it is illegal in almost 53 different regions. Seviper is much better.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 20:10:12 No.35313402 Report

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By comparing the DNA of various pokemon, scientists have discovered that Charizard is actually more closely related to Magikarp than it is to Dragonite!

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 22:34:38 No.35314518 Report

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>>35310903
>Having evolved to live on land its carapace has hardened to withstand any adversity, Its claws can extend rapidly with enough force to punch through an Indian elephant.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 22:39:26 No.35314552 Report

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"Wailord defend themselves against predatory Dhelmise by having a pair grab each end and pulling it until it snaps. This releases a wave of supernatural energy that warns nearby Dhelmise to stay away."

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 22:39:29 No.35314553 Report

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>>35310903
If we go by real world rodents, pikachu would totally eat its children if it became too stressed while caring for them.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:21:18 No.35314843 Report

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>Magikarp
>Marinate for 1 day before cooking in a pan for 10-15 mins. Season with salt and pepper and serve.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:30:49 No.35314889 Report

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>It is completely dedicated to its trainer. Does not actually have any genitalia to speak of, or any fuckable holes for that matter.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:33:05 No.35314899 Report

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>>35314843
I think in season 1 of the show they said that magikarp is pretty much inedible

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:34:59 No.35314916 Report

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>>35314899
I think it's just inedible raw.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:35:38 No.35314921 Report

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>>35314916
I think the problem was its too bony so cooking wouldn't help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:38:43 No.35314943 Report

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>>35310903
>Very few trainers have earned a serperiors trust, but those who have have been seen being protected by armies of snivy.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:41:20 No.35314962 Report

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>>35314943
>>Very few trainers have earned a serperiors trust, but those who have know that it tastes delicious when marinated and served with soy sauce.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Apr 2018 23:54:56 No.35315043 Report

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The midnight form of Lycanroc becomes thrilled when battling other Pokemon and the more it gets excited, the more its eyes will glow. It doesn't mind getting hurt as long it defeats its opponent.

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