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>>35318535
Woah there, friend - that's now how you use that term! I knew we shouldn't have let new posters skip the tutorials, we'll make them mandatory now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:22:42 No.35318640 Report

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>>35318195
foursome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:25:20 No.35318650 Report

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Why does gamefreak insist on giving me fictional friends? I'm happy with my crippling loneliness and I like being left alone. At least that's what I tell myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:33:35 No.35318688 Report

Quoted By: >>35318717

Let's trash talk USUM

Just reached Mina's trial. I liked how they add those exclamation points all the fucking time through the game even though your next location is the next cut scene 10 steps away from you, and yet they give you 0 fucking directions in this shit rushed excuse of a trial they added just to imply they did new shit.

>start with Ilma
>he's not in his trial cave
>not in his house
>not in the fucking school
>he's in the fucking graveyard for some reason

>proceed to Lana
>she's not in her house
>she's not in the trial lake
>she's in the fucking forest

Fuck this game. Do they actually give you clues to this shit or are you really forced to explore the most uninteresting region in the franchise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 14:39:30 No.35318717 Report

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>>35318688
I dropped USUM when I skipped past the battle royal building, went straight for the trial, and was turned back at the top. There is absolutely no flexibility in exploration.

I'll try and pick it up again, but a pokemon game has never made me feel like I'm forcing myself to slog through it before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:10:22 No.35318895 Report

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>>35318195
*forces hau into cute gay sex*

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:19:17 No.35318940 Report

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>>35318895
Have mercey dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:19:19 No.35318941 Report

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>>35318195
>just like Fire red Leaf Green

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:21:20 No.35318950 Report

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>>35318940
>Have mercy on the cutest male pokemon character in a decade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:21:59 No.35318952 Report

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>>35318941
>puts all the tutorials in an item you can ignore
Haha, just like USUM. :o)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:35:49 No.35319037 Report

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>>35318195
The unskippable tutorials are part of the pokemon games identity at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:42:00 No.35319076 Report

Quoted By: >>35319101

iirc RBY had 1 cutscene and it was skippable, the Old Man catching tutorial.
GSC had the skippable Dude and skippable Guide Gent plus your mom at the start telling you about Pokegear.
Gen 3 is when the casualization started with Wally, fuck Hoenn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:47:55 No.35319101 Report

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>>35319076
Gens 3-5 was fine. It wnt down hill fome 6th gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:48:56 No.35319105 Report

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>>35319101
accidental grammar sorry.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:52:49 No.35319126 Report

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>>35318895
What if Hau forces you into gay sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:54:53 No.35319139 Report

Quoted By: >>35319191

Do NOT sexualize Hau, Sun is made for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:57:09 No.35319153 Report

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>>35319126
>If you participate willingly is forced?
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:57:23 No.35319154 Report

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>>35319101
>5
The pokestar studios unskippable turorial was fucking awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 15:59:42 No.35319168 Report

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>>35319154
I forgot that. Never really played with that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 16:04:07 No.35319191 Report

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>>35319153
I wasn't expecting that kind of answer! :O

>>35319139
I actually agree with this a lot. Sun was always meant for lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 18:02:03 No.35319877 Report

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>>35319126
What if Hau suffered a condition that caused him to undergo female puberty? What if he had to wear a training bra all though the events of the Alola games? This is a totally hypothetical question, haha! Lol!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 18:14:25 No.35319952 Report

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>>35318650
Hate being friends with fictional h*mans. That is why we have pokemon ffs

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 18:33:50 No.35320076 Report

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>>35319877

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Anonymous Tue 10 Apr 2018 19:25:34 No.35320456 Report

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>>35318535
>I LIKE LONG UNECESSARY TUTORIALS THAT HAPPEN CONSTANTLY UNTIL 4/5ths OF THE WAY THROUH THE “GAME”
SM is obejetively and factually inferior to Red/Blue. SM defenders only like SM because of the vast amount of furshit not available in earlier gens. Sorry guys, SM is barely a game.

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