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Post headcanons for Mons
Conkeldurr isn't actually angry, he just yells everything due to a genetic defect. He's decided to run a dessert food truck to make people happy, but his business isn't as good as it should be because of his loud voice. He compensates for this by being polite as possible, though, and wishing everybody a nice day and spotting people a couple P if they don't have exact change.
Spiritomb was formed when an edgy 12 year old accidentally poured his Mountain Dew on a rotom and the rotom possessed his computer out of spite. Unfortunately, he possessed the first page on the kid's computer and possessed his OC. He just kinda noped outta there and the suffering he causes is just because he radiates the shit he's seen on Deviantart.
Alakazam is the product of when Jeff grew up and finally learned how to use PSI. Unfortunately, in his experiment, he ended up accidentally fusing with a random person on Earthbound's art team and becoming Asian. That's why he's so smart but also why he has an ugly mustache. The first PSI he learned was Teleport, which is why that's all Abra can do to begin with.
Marshadow used to be a machamp but he got sick of everyone asking him "IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE XDDDDD" so he killed himself but before he died Ganon swooped in and told him to stop being a little bitch. Too late, he killed himself. Now he goes around punching anyone that tries to ask him if he's a jojo reference.
Conkeldurr isn't actually angry, he just yells everything due to a genetic defect. He's decided to run a dessert food truck to make people happy, but his business isn't as good as it should be because of his loud voice. He compensates for this by being polite as possible, though, and wishing everybody a nice day and spotting people a couple P if they don't have exact change.
Spiritomb was formed when an edgy 12 year old accidentally poured his Mountain Dew on a rotom and the rotom possessed his computer out of spite. Unfortunately, he possessed the first page on the kid's computer and possessed his OC. He just kinda noped outta there and the suffering he causes is just because he radiates the shit he's seen on Deviantart.
Alakazam is the product of when Jeff grew up and finally learned how to use PSI. Unfortunately, in his experiment, he ended up accidentally fusing with a random person on Earthbound's art team and becoming Asian. That's why he's so smart but also why he has an ugly mustache. The first PSI he learned was Teleport, which is why that's all Abra can do to begin with.
Marshadow used to be a machamp but he got sick of everyone asking him "IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE XDDDDD" so he killed himself but before he died Ganon swooped in and told him to stop being a little bitch. Too late, he killed himself. Now he goes around punching anyone that tries to ask him if he's a jojo reference.
