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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:03:37 No.35348660 View View Reply Original Report

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Can pokemon make good parents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:04:58 No.35348668 Report

Quoted By: >>35351200

>>35348660
>Lumineko
Thread ruined

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:08:13 No.35348698 Report

Quoted By: >>35348709 >>35348714 >>35349775

That’s a big phox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:09:17 No.35348709 Report

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>>35348698
what's wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:10:57 No.35348714 Report

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>>35348698
4u

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:11:16 No.35348716 Report

Quoted By: >>35348744

>>35348660
My mom will always take care of things if bullies are mean to me at school.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 07:15:47 No.35348744 Report

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>>35348716
She shouldnt, they make you stronger, confront them your self you fucking pansy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 08:37:47 No.35349079 Report

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>>35348660
Yes.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 09:49:02 No.35349324 Report

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Leavanny is a good mommy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 11:32:57 No.35349775 Report

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>>35348698
Nah it's normal sized.

The guy however is a total manlet

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 12:18:35 No.35349913 Report

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>>35348660
yes
but they can only be parents for other pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 13:27:09 No.35350238 Report

Quoted By: >>35351185

Gardevoirs would make good mommy gfs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 14:37:02 No.35350484 Report

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>>35349913
False.
Human and Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:31:38 No.35351185 Report

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>>35350238
No tiddy tho

Do not want

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:32:26 No.35351189 Report

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>>35348660
Does this end in porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:33:10 No.35351200 Report

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>>35348668
This

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:48:36 No.35351324 Report

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>>35351185
Pleb.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:56:38 No.35351376 Report

Quoted By: >>35351395 >>35353761

N was raised by pokemon for a while. Do you think N turned out okay? I'd say probably not, so pokemon don't really make great parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 16:59:22 No.35351395 Report

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>>35351376
N pretty ‘aight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:03:35 No.35351425 Report

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>>35348660
I want that Braixen to kidnap me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 17:56:08 No.35351853 Report

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>>35351425
>ywn be kidnapped by a tall, horny braixen
>She will never keep you captive in her cave and rape you on a nightly basis.
>She will never bring home berries and meat then BBQ it with her fire.
>ywn never rest your head on her lap while she gives you a handjob.
>ywn stare up at the stars with Braixen's arm over your shoulder.

Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:02:32 No.35351914 Report

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>>35349775
He's just a babby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:05:59 No.35351938 Report

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>>35351853
Unf

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:10:06 No.35351971 Report

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>>35351853
>rape
>willing
>not taking vengeance on her for what she did
What are you, gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:15:47 No.35352035 Report

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>>35351425
stop

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:19:24 No.35352504 Report

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>>35351853
>tfw will never be pinned under an amazonian braixen's weight

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:41:50 No.35352723 Report

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>>35348660
Wonder how she would raise me?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:30:19 No.35353113 Report

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>>35352723
>After your pokeparents discovers you, they raise you the same thing they raise their own children
>As years gone by, you honestly convinced yourself your in fact a pokemon
>Not only you considered yourself one, but your parents and species you hung out with to the point you have completely converted your taste in sex appeal
>You find flexible noodle like pokemons attractive due to your perverted friends cat calling on how flexible the females are

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:36:08 No.35353162 Report

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>>35348660
Nope, impossible. It hasn't been proven that Pokemon are capable of creating humans, let alone good parents. Unless you want to include the god of Pokemon, Arceus, or transforming Pokemon such as Mew or Ditto, then perhaps. But even then, it's only a few examples out of all the other Pokemon.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:36:21 No.35353163 Report

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>>35348660
yes

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 21:17:45 No.35353485 Report

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>>35348660
Does it count if said Pokémon is one of my biological parents?
I regret nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 21:48:22 No.35353761 Report

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>>35351376
Wasn't N specifically exposed to abused, damaged pokemon by Ghetsis in order to make him think humans were evil? His experiences are are even more unusual than they seem at first glance. It's no wonder he's so screwed in the head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:02:53 No.35355255 Report

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>>35348660
My father is a Ditto : )

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:11:44 No.35355312 Report

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>>35348660
Pedophile on the field

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 01:14:55 No.35355327 Report

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>>35353163
Is she pregnet with a human?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:09:51 No.35356162 Report

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>>35355327
...maybe

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:27:49 No.35356609 Report

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They would do a better job than any human.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:40:27 No.35356676 Report

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Marowak moms represent.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:46:59 No.35356716 Report

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 04:48:01 No.35356722 Report

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 06:11:42 No.35357108 Report

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Pokémon parents are underrated.

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