>>35364103I am that /vp/ bf. The girlfriend constantly tells me she wishes I was more "normal." and I'm like, nigga, I'm almost 30. It's way past too late for me to change. You should've known better than to date some homo you met at your University's anime club.
If only she knew. Sure I play children's games, but compared to the furries, pedophiles, and literal retards that infest this board, I'm practically halal, I'm functional and shower. I'm as good as it gets as far as /vp/ bf's are concerned. Best part is?
I have a nice benis.Now girls that are into Pokemon? NEVER EVER. I dated one once. All she would do was play that minecraft mod. and watch the shows. and eat Pokemon related snacks from Japan. and her room was covered in 'mon plushies. She was OBSESSED. It was honestly disgusting. Like, have other hobbies. Do something else. Be a real person PLEASE. She was hot as fuck but fuck that. I rather a normalfag gf than a retard that doesn't have a personality outside of this garbage jap nonsense.
