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>>35352136
How do I procreate with them? They're all fictional characters, which would render it impossible to have children with any of them. Stop living in your fantasy land and start dating real woman, it's a big world out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 18:59:52 No.35352364 Report

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>>35352195
>We'll breed like Catholics.
>can only have sex after marriage
>either person enjoys it too much they'll go to Hell
>can only have sex once
Leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:00:04 No.35352365 Report

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>>35352136
Hilda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:06:01 No.35352420 Report

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>>35352136

Your mom XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 19:25:01 No.35352552 Report

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Kyskyskys

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:09:16 No.35352972 Report

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Hilda. IRL GF is literally her, so Hilda.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Apr 2018 20:10:45 No.35352990 Report

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>>35352136
Rosa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:10:22 No.35354943 Report

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>>35352354
Real women suck anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:28:15 No.35355055 Report

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>>35352136
>these 4
You were close, but replace Chicken with Leaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:34:44 No.35355082 Report

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None of them anon, I'm not a kiddy-fiddler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:38:13 No.35355102 Report

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>>35352195
Are you sure you don't mean Mormons since for some reason she reminds me of Lindsey Stirling?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:42:32 No.35355124 Report

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>>35352136
>Serena
>best girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 00:55:37 No.35355214 Report

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>>35352364
Catholics tend to marry young and have plenty of children, don't see the issue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:23:54 No.35355825 Report

Quoted By: >>35356008 >>35357246

>>35352354
>real women
>smelly
>hard to talk to
>have personality flaws
>won't love me forever

>Rosa
>perfect in every way
>will love me forever no matter what
I know which one I'm picking

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Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 02:48:58 No.35356008 Report

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>>35352354
Based
>>35355825
>He thinks if Rosa was real she would actually give a shit about him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 03:10:42 No.35356173 Report

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>>35355124
She pretty much is, by default.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 05:59:38 No.35357045 Report

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>>35352364

Ever heard of God's loophole?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NicfLmpYuy8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 06:41:36 No.35357246 Report

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>>35355825
>Not wanting to smell Rosa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Apr 2018 07:22:57 No.35357401 Report

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>>35356008
That's why I'm glad that she isn't real.

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