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The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first saw Carlos

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I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time I played Detective Pikachu my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this black guy. I wanted him to fuck my tight white little juicy asshole. For weeks, I dreamed of him pounding me from behind and filling me with his cum and feeling it drip out of my pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent black guy could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a gigolo to dress up in a Carlos costume and fuck my asshole. Nothing was good enough.So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic Carlos sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. black guy, have to dream of him releasing his sticky seed inside of this anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for Carlos." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest Carlos rule 34. For $60, you can get a Carlos butt plug. For $100, you get a Carlos fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this Carlos sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to ride the dick of a fictional black guy from the best video game franchise.