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Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:01:27 No.35384461 View View Reply Original Report

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>You want to do WHAT to me, trainer...? Please... Just... go away. I don't want to be around you right now. I feel kind of weirded out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:02:34 No.35384473 Report

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I just wanted to register your information for my pokedex that I need to fill to become a Pokemon Master

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:04:09 No.35384487 Report

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>>35384461
Poor thing! Legit kek tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:05:02 No.35384494 Report

Quoted By: >>35394671 >>35395182

>>35384461
turn around and raise that tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:05:42 No.35384503 Report

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Hi underaged OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:06:12 No.35384508 Report

Quoted By: >>35386559

>>35384461
Take You're soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:06:48 No.35384515 Report

Quoted By: >>35384692 >>35395182

>>35384461
No! Eevee, please! Your vagina is just the right size for my tiny penis! I LOVE YOOOOU!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:07:25 No.35384518 Report

Quoted By: >>35384700 >>35384788 >>35390559

Relax, I just want to put the berserk gene inside you. It's really not that complicated, I promise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:11:07 No.35384557 Report

Quoted By: >>35384665 >>35395182

>>35384461
I think you misunderstood me. I just said I'm going to evolve you into Vaporeon. And then fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:26:07 No.35384665 Report

Quoted By: >>35384676

>>35384557
Well it probably wouldnt have reacted that way if you didnt try to stick the water stone through there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:28:28 No.35384676 Report

Quoted By: >>35384722

>>35384665
Well, I probably wouldn't have done that if it came with a manual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:30:32 No.35384692 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384515
Oh no us pokefuckers are so utterly humilliated, how can we ever recover

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:32:36 No.35384700 Report

Quoted By: >>35384711

>>35384518
Why do I see this guy everywhere on /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:33:03 No.35384705 Report

Quoted By: >>35384715

>>35384461
Oh my god, I’m sorry evee that I creeped you out...

I’ll leave you alone now.
*leaves*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:33:59 No.35384711 Report

Quoted By: >>35384732

>>35384700
Because this one guy is trying really hard to force a shitty meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:34:47 No.35384715 Report

Quoted By: >>35384723

>>35384705
>leaves
>And goes rapes his other pokemon
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:35:26 No.35384722 Report

Quoted By: >>35384776 >>35390336

>>35384676
How do stone evolutions even work

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:35:34 No.35384723 Report

Quoted By: >>35384743

>>35384715
You mean, asks them and only fugs when they say yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:36:25 No.35384732 Report

Quoted By: >>35384750 >>35384752

>>35384711
There's only two people on /vp/.
It's just you and me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:38:21 No.35384743 Report

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>>35384723
Fucking moralfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:39:20 No.35384750 Report

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>>35384732
So it was you all along? I should have known. Well, that forced Carlos meme isn't funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:39:26 No.35384752 Report

Quoted By: >>35384779

>>35384732
Fuck, maybe I'm the Carlos shitposter all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:40:00 No.35384754 Report

Quoted By: >>35384762 >>35391416

>>35384743
>having a moral compass is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:41:59 No.35384762 Report

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>>35384754
>DON'T HURT THE IMAGINARY CHARACTERS FEELINGS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:43:07 No.35384769 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384461
>implying my pokemon would give me that kinda lip
I beat the resistance out of them. They know who the master is and they won't ever forget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:44:26 No.35384776 Report

Quoted By: >>35384925

>>35384722
>Place the stone in front of mon
>It touches it with it’s paw__
>Usual evolution glimmer appears
>By the end of the metamorphosis the stone has disappeared

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:45:04 No.35384779 Report

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>>35384752
Are you me? I get a little confused.
If you are me, then surely you must post Carlos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:46:30 No.35384788 Report

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>>35384518
based carlosposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:46:58 No.35384792 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sL-rWlMsPA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 22:49:41 No.35384802 Report

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I want to shove this stone up your ass so you can evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:06:46 No.35384905 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384461
Give me your booties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:08:39 No.35384921 Report

Quoted By: >>35384940 >>35384955 >>35385082 >>35385835 >>35385869 >>35386508 >>35386556 >>35386938 >>35387353 >>35387385 >>35395182

>>35384461
>later that afternoon
>hey trainer... I've been thinking, about this morning
>and, well... I'm sorry that I reacted the way I did. The whole thing still feels weird, but I didn't mean to say you're disgusting or anything.
>It's just, it caught me off guard and I had never thought about such thing before, so I couldn't help to be weirded out, but I'm not anymore! not about you
>*sigh* What I'm trying to say is... I know you love me trainer, a-and... I l-love you too, so if doing....-that-....is your way of expressing your love for me, t-then I guess it can't be as gross as I pictured it
>I want you to be happy, because you make me happy
>Eevee gets closer to your side, there's a silence for a couple seconds
>W-well then, I don't really know how this works so... I'm just gonna... uhm
>*As you turn your head down, you see eevee spreading and offering her rear to you, but doing so in a completely bizarre way that you can't help to find cute, heart-warminf even. That thought crossed your mind as you suddenly realise you already started unzipping your pants. As you contemplate your life choices up to that point, a last thought crossed your mind
>No regrets

I can't believe it was possible but I just gave myself cancer. Well at least I'm not bored anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:08:49 No.35384925 Report

Quoted By: >>35384954

>>35384776
Why does it dissapear?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:10:43 No.35384940 Report

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>>35384921
Based /vp/ finds the way yet again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:11:55 No.35384954 Report

Quoted By: >>35384970

>>35384925
The radiation gets absorbed by the pokemon or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:11:57 No.35384955 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384921
Muh dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:13:17 No.35384970 Report

Quoted By: >>35384990

>>35384954
How do everstones block evolution? They absorb the radiation? The block stones like magnets with same poles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:15:44 No.35384990 Report

Quoted By: >>35385030

>>35384970
I know it's not the answer you were looking for but everstones most likely do what they do because they're magic. Any other answer gets into headcanon territory, and it can't never really go beyond sci-fi speculation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:18:37 No.35385014 Report

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Is this from the series or a movie? Could someone give me an episode or title?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:20:55 No.35385030 Report

Quoted By: >>35385066

>>35384990
Well a lot of the universe there seems to work around magic, so i think it makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:24:56 No.35385059 Report

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>>35384461
All I did was ask for directions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:26:20 No.35385066 Report

Quoted By: >>35385115

>>35385030
I don't think magic is the explanation. Pokemon seems closer to science fiction to me than fantasy, since scientists studying pokemon and making new discoveries is a central theme in the series. There's just a lot of things that these scientists don't fully understand yet and evolution is one of them. The everstone is described as "mysterious" in-game, so I don't think anyone in-universe knows how it works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:28:26 No.35385082 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384921
Do go on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:33:02 No.35385115 Report

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>>35385066
Well, magic rounds up everything we are not able to explain, i do belive there is completly logical way to explain things, but until we find it, saying "magic" is easier than just leaving it as unknown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:35:51 No.35385143 Report

Quoted By: >>35385150

>>35384461
Eat.
The.
Fucking.
Fire stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:36:52 No.35385150 Report

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>>35385143
Good taste, get some of that fluffy warm boi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Apr 2018 23:38:24 No.35385165 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384461
Eat.
My.
Fucking.
Ass hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:02:40 No.35385835 Report

Quoted By: >>35385853

>>35384461
>>35384921
Sorry guys, I don't have tumblr-tier conversations with animals (conveniently enough, they can't speak)
I fuck fuck them, period

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:05:35 No.35385853 Report

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>>35385835
falseflag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:07:49 No.35385868 Report

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turn aroun and spred your vagnen bich im gona put my dik inside you and grab yor boubs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:07:50 No.35385869 Report

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>>35384921
>I want you to be happy, because you make me happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:17:57 No.35385943 Report

Quoted By: >>35391670

Yo /vp/ what eeveelution would you unironicly hug?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:18:24 No.35385947 Report

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Do not fret, small marsupial being. I will guide you through this activity with complete ease.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:19:30 No.35385953 Report

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H-Hey! What about us?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:20:32 No.35385965 Report

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Don't forget me!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 01:22:51 No.35385980 Report

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What the fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 02:58:36 No.35386456 Report

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>>35384461
Holy fuck a talking eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:08:34 No.35386499 Report

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would unironically leave this abomination from god that shouldnt be speaking english

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:09:56 No.35386508 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384921

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:11:40 No.35386517 Report

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>>35384461
>The first time I come to /vp/ in over 2 months
Never change, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:19:10 No.35386547 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384461
Would you do it for a rainbow pokebean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:20:45 No.35386556 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384921
MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 03:21:31 No.35386559 Report

Quoted By:

>>35384508
No! Not they are soul!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 04:39:53 No.35386938 Report

Quoted By:

>>35384921
Post more

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 04:43:17 No.35386953 Report

Quoted By: >>35386991 >>35388305

>>35384461
>But I'm a boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 04:51:00 No.35386991 Report

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>>35386953
die fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:28:23 No.35387328 Report

Quoted By: >>35397512

but all i want to do is pet you
maybe touch fluffy tail
please respond

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:42:36 No.35387353 Report

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>>35384921
where can i subscribe to your fanfics? genuinely good, more plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 06:58:54 No.35387385 Report

Quoted By: >>35395182

>>35384921
my penis has become the big penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 07:28:43 No.35387467 Report

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>>35384461
Eevee please swallow me when I'm shrunk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 12:00:21 No.35388305 Report

Quoted By: >>35388331 >>35390311 >>35395182

>>35386953
i don't see how that'd be a problem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 12:05:40 No.35388331 Report

Quoted By: >>35390311

>>35388305
this, boys are the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 19:57:02 No.35390311 Report

Quoted By: >>35390350 >>35390361 >>35390395

>>35388305
>>35388331
die fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:03:19 No.35390336 Report

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>>35384722
You shove it inside the mon. Works like a suppository, only that it doesn't matter which hole do you get it in, just find one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:05:43 No.35390350 Report

Quoted By: >>35390363

>>35390311
xd he said it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:06:28 No.35390361 Report

Quoted By: >>35390375 >>35395182

>>35390311
Haha nice one anon, now bend over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:06:34 No.35390363 Report

Quoted By: >>35390498

>>35390350
SEETHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:07:44 No.35390375 Report

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>>35390361
mad as fuck haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:10:31 No.35390395 Report

Quoted By: >>35390411

>>35390311
Want me to join you in that closet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:12:51 No.35390411 Report

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>>35390395
>no u
excellent post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:16:15 No.35390428 Report

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Eevee, please come back!
I just want to rub my stones on you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:35:32 No.35390498 Report

Quoted By: >>35390542

>>35390363
xDxD again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:43:27 No.35390542 Report

Quoted By: >>35391681

>>35390498
XDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 20:45:53 No.35390559 Report

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>>35384518
>those huge eyes
k-kawaii

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Apr 2018 23:21:00 No.35391416 Report

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>>35384754
it is faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:09:11 No.35391670 Report

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>>35385943
Flareon, my favourite. It's so hot and fluffy. Should be perfect for a good snuggle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:11:56 No.35391681 Report

Quoted By: >>35391688

>>35390542
XD XD X FUCKING D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:12:56 No.35391688 Report

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>>35391681
>XD
I loved Gale Of Darkness!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 06:48:33 No.35393414 Report

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>inb4 Kuro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 07:15:18 No.35393491 Report

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>>35384461
Get in the Eva unit Eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 13:53:19 No.35394671 Report

Quoted By: >>35394739

>>35384494
x

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 14:07:53 No.35394739 Report

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>>35394671
D

Joe Merrick

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Joe Merrick Sat 21 Apr 2018 16:03:15 No.35395182 Report

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>>35384494
>>35384515
>>35384557
>>35384692
>>35384769
>>35384905
>>35384921
>>35384955
>>35385082
>>35385165
>>35386508
>>35386547
>>35386556
>>35387385
>>35388305
>>35390361

Consider the following:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 22:18:02 No.35397458 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 22:23:17 No.35397512 Report

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>>35387328
You can touch my tail, but nothing else.

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