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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:00:32 No.35391614 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35394130 >>35396051 >>35396088 >>35398457

Alakazam is the only Pokemon smart enough to know that it's in a video game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:01:55 No.35391621 Report

Quoted By: >>35391781 >>35391854

metagross, slowking and oranguru are canonically smarter

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:32:21 No.35391781 Report

Quoted By: >>35393833

>>35391621
>oranguru
I honestly had forgotten this pokemon exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 00:47:55 No.35391854 Report

Quoted By: >>35391911

>>35391621
They don't have an IQ of 5000, Why would metagross be smarter?

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 01:04:44 No.35391911 Report

Quoted By: >>35393430 >>35393821 >>35394060 >>35396042 >>35398449

>>35391854
Because Metagross has 4 brains.
Besides, IQ is not an accurate measure of intelligence anyway.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 06:54:05 No.35393430 Report

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>>35391911
>IQ is not an accurate measure of intelligence anyway
Only low IQ people would parrot this.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 09:05:39 No.35393821 Report

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>>35391911
>IQ is not an accurate measure of intelligence anyway
But it is...

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 09:08:53 No.35393833 Report

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>>35391781
he's extremely forgettable, although his signature move is pretty fun to run

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 10:32:12 No.35394060 Report

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>>35391911
>IQ is not an accurate measure of intelligence anyway.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 11:01:05 No.35394130 Report

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>>35391614
...Hence the look of quiet resignation constantly on its face.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 18:48:41 No.35396042 Report

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>>35391911
t.80 iq brainlet

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 18:49:44 No.35396051 Report

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>>35391614
But Palkia's canonically the smartest pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 18:55:33 No.35396088 Report

Quoted By: >>35398505

>>35391614
Is it? The NPCs in the games talk about "Start" and "Select" and other buttons, so they're aware they're in a video game as well. There have to be other Pokémon besides the few mentioned here that are smarter than the NPCs, so those mons should know they're in a video game as well.

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Anonymous Sat 21 Apr 2018 19:06:53 No.35396190 Report

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Both Alakazam and Metagross their dex entries state to outperform a supercomputer, but from the (mega-evo) entries you can infer alakazam's intellectual capacity is about understanding, hence wisdom and on the contrary (mega) metagross its entries are rather about a pretty smart killing machine

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:00:47 No.35398449 Report

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>>35391911
Holy shit this is the most brainlet post ever.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:02:50 No.35398457 Report

Quoted By: >>35398572

>>35391614
>iq of 5000
>still not smart enough to beat an autistic purple mutant

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:10:43 No.35398505 Report

Quoted By: >>35398542

>>35396088
>the guy at the start of johto saving his game is the smartest of them all

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:21:03 No.35398542 Report

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>>35398505
No, it's the guy in Celadon who managed to beat the game before anyone else did and gives you a TM as a consolidation prize for playing second fiddle to him.

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 00:26:43 No.35398572 Report

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>>35398457

>IQ of 5000
>a "genius" human starts at 140 according to a quick google search
>Alakazam can't speak English, Japanese, Latin, or any human language
>Alakazam can't figure out how to not be enslaved by a pokeball to be a human's personal gladiator

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