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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:42:48 No.35403302 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35403304 >>35403368 >>35403401 >>35403536 >>35403552 >>35403562 >>35403629 >>35403841 >>35404577 >>35404894

Why aren't you nearly as ripped as Machop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:43:43 No.35403304 Report

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>>35403302
because i post on /vp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:54:29 No.35403368 Report

Quoted By: >>35403376 >>35403454 >>35403705 >>35403841 >>35403947

>>35403302
I am though, machop really isn't that ripped. Now if you're on the level of machoke, that's ripped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:55:17 No.35403376 Report

Quoted By: >>35403432

>>35403368
Sure, Jan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 17:59:51 No.35403401 Report

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>>35403302
I have no reason to, I could be beutiful and I'd still be alone bother because my personality is shit and both because I want to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:03:09 No.35403432 Report

Quoted By: >>35403457

>>35403376
Jan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:08:10 No.35403454 Report

Quoted By: >>35403705 >>35403830 >>35403947

>>35403368
This. You're basically a garden rake if you're less ripped then Machop.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:09:13 No.35403457 Report

Quoted By: >>35404061

>>35403432
It's a meme. It means they don't believe you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:22:57 No.35403536 Report

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>>35403302
Because it's too much work to look as good as Machop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:25:01 No.35403552 Report

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>>35403302
Because I don't go and lift Gravelers in the mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:27:06 No.35403562 Report

Quoted By: >>35403573 >>35405572

>>35403302
Because, that's impossible for an Human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:28:00 No.35403573 Report

Quoted By: >>35405572

>>35403562
This. What the hell do you people expect?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:33:30 No.35403618 Report

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Machop's body always kinda grossed me out. Those rib lines makes it look malnourished to me, even though it clearly isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:35:27 No.35403629 Report

Quoted By: >>35404588 >>35404600 >>35404826

>>35403302
The only reason to exercise is to be attractive to women. I have autism. Exercise doesn't cure autism. So what's the point when being autistic would kill any chance with women even if I were fit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:40:09 No.35403651 Report

Quoted By: >>35404823

So what would happen if you removed the belt of Machoke/Machamp? Would they become uber or is it just a meme the writers put in for fluff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 18:48:55 No.35403705 Report

Quoted By: >>35403791

>>35403368
>>35403454
Machop is ripped, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:00:41 No.35403791 Report

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>>35403705
Not saying he isn't ripped at all (honestly he is pretty skinny) but a physique similar to machop's really isn't that hard to achieve. I've only been working out for a year or so starting from auschwitz mode skinny and don't look worse than machop. It has beast forearms though gotta admit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:05:27 No.35403830 Report

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>>35403454
Says the rake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:07:09 No.35403841 Report

Quoted By: >>35403859 >>35403877 >>35403947 >>35405102

>>35403302
>>35403368
Who the fuck is less in shape than fucking Machop? Do you not do ANYTHING with your arms? Again, Machoke is fucking ripped, but Machop?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:10:25 No.35403859 Report

Quoted By: >>35403914 >>35403947

>>35403841
Fat doesn't count as ripped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:13:35 No.35403877 Report

Quoted By: >>35403914

>>35403841
My point exactly, not sure if you read my post correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:17:44 No.35403914 Report

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>>35403859
Machoke isn't fat?

>>35403877
Sorry I meant to say I agree

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:21:24 No.35403947 Report

Quoted By: >>35403967 >>35404204

>>35403368
>>35403454
>>35403841
>vp user
>not a fat >>35403859
slob
Pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:24:43 No.35403967 Report

Quoted By: >>35404204

>>35403947
>projecting this hard

I have a home gym so I can be a shut in autist who posts on /vp/ while at the same time having a good body. It really, really isn't hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:39:12 No.35404061 Report

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>>35403457
Literally a facebook meme. Fucking hell with you kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 19:42:27 No.35404091 Report

Quoted By: >>35404283 >>35404306

ITT: Delusional fatties try to convince others they are anything but

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:01:28 No.35404204 Report

Quoted By: >>35405102

>>35403947
>>35403967
>NEET bux go to bulk buying healthy food, a treadmill and a bench
Shut in autist, sure, fat? I have self respect

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:11:55 No.35404283 Report

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>>35404091
I'd recommend getting a pullup rack too, fantastic upper body workout, especially if you vary your grips. Unless you don't mind going outside and workout in a playground or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:13:45 No.35404306 Report

Quoted By: >>35404391

>>35404091
How does it feel to know you're below even /vp/ autists?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:23:11 No.35404391 Report

Quoted By: >>35404414

>>35404306
fuck off, at least i admit i'm in no shape whatsoever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:26:01 No.35404414 Report

Quoted By: >>35404459

>>35404391
That's what I just said. You're on /vp/, and you're fat. You're lower than the lowest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:33:36 No.35404459 Report

Quoted By: >>35404472

>>35404414
who are you to talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:34:45 No.35404472 Report

Quoted By: >>35404486

>>35404459
Someone on /vp/ who isn't a fat piece of shit, like most

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:35:57 No.35404486 Report

Quoted By: >>35404498

>>35404472
yeah, sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:37:16 No.35404498 Report

Quoted By: >>35404540 >>35404554

>>35404486
>Being this pathetic
How about we both post our big fat fucking bellies autismo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:41:38 No.35404540 Report

Quoted By: >>35404553 >>35405340

>>35404498
I admit I'm fat, I'm not the one trying to make it seem as though I'm above most /vp/ users.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:42:27 No.35404553 Report

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>>35404540
>Most /vp/ users
Aren't fatballs. Lets do it then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:42:29 No.35404554 Report

Quoted By: >>35404563

>>35404498
Do it and I'll post my skinny arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:44:14 No.35404563 Report

Quoted By:

>>35404554
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:46:19 No.35404577 Report

Quoted By:

>>35403302
I am not an alien frog reptile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:47:37 No.35404588 Report

Quoted By: >>35404601

>>35403629
Autism is not an excuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:48:47 No.35404600 Report

Quoted By: >>35404638

>>35403629
>The only reason is to be attractive
And healthy, and energetic, and not a disgusting piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:48:55 No.35404601 Report

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>>35404588
You're right, it's a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:52:37 No.35404638 Report

Quoted By: >>35404674

>>35404600
lmao why are you so obsessed with calling others pieces of shit? you probably look like shit yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 20:55:42 No.35404674 Report

Quoted By: >>35404755 >>35405102

>>35404638
>Lets prove it
>H-HAHA NO BECAUSE I'LL BE PROVED RIGHT
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:03:27 No.35404755 Report

Quoted By: >>35404789

>>35404674
no one's stopping you from "proving" anything, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:06:27 No.35404789 Report

Quoted By:

>>35404755
You're not posting anything. You're the control anon, no moving goalposts. Post your big fat belly and I'll give you a whole (you), then maybe other anons will join in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:06:56 No.35404794 Report

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Because my genetics keyed me into being a lithe, skinny motherfucker, rather than a bulky slow fuckup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:09:27 No.35404823 Report

Quoted By:

>>35403651
would make for an interesting mega

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:09:37 No.35404826 Report

Quoted By:

>>35403629
Exercise is good for you, Anon. Both physically and mentally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:15:21 No.35404894 Report

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>>35403302
I'm not composed of pure muscle

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:15:27 No.35404897 Report

Quoted By: >>35404907 >>35404922 >>35405102

Yeah I'm a fat fuck, morbidly obese. I'm surprised I can even walk. I put on a pokemon shirt to keep it somewhat pokemon related but it'll probably get deleted anyway since it's still a selfie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:16:27 No.35404907 Report

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>>35404897
needs more blur

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:18:42 No.35404922 Report

Quoted By: >>35405078 >>35405177

>>35404897
Same anon. Sooo fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:34:11 No.35405078 Report

Quoted By: >>35405102

>>35404922
Cute
At least someone else had the balls to actually prove their statements

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:37:00 No.35405102 Report

Quoted By: >>35405164

>>35405078
Hey, didn't say I was in shape. Just not fat. I'm >>35404674 >>35404204 >>35403841
Admittedly >>35404897 is presumably in better shape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:40:21 No.35405131 Report

Quoted By: >>35405164

To the anon who posted the photo in the fire-type t-shirt. Not bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:43:07 No.35405164 Report

Quoted By: >>35405177 >>35405192

>>35405102
Don't worry I didnt call anyone here fat, I was the one saying it isnt that hard to get a machop-level physique. I looked fucking awful a year ago. Can't see the post you linked to, it's already been deleted. Was it hot?
>>35405131 thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:44:52 No.35405177 Report

Quoted By: >>35405205

>>35405164
I was >>35404922 and linked to I presume you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:46:44 No.35405192 Report

Quoted By: >>35405205

>>35405164
I should've saved it. Alas. Nice arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:48:24 No.35405205 Report

Quoted By: >>35405217

>>35405177
>>35405192
Mods are fast today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:49:40 No.35405217 Report

Quoted By: >>35405249

>>35405205
Mods didn't delete them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:52:32 No.35405249 Report

Quoted By: >>35405253

>>35405217
I can't see my own post anymore though, and the post another anon linked to is gone too. At least for me they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:53:11 No.35405253 Report

Quoted By: >>35405286

>>35405249
Do you have 4chanX?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:55:37 No.35405280 Report

Quoted By: >>35405303

Why delete it? It was a pokemon shirt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:56:27 No.35405286 Report

Quoted By: >>35405309

>>35405253
Nope I'm using brave browser on my phone. Don't know about 4chanX, is it an app?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:58:29 No.35405303 Report

Quoted By: >>35405317

>>35405280
I tried to keep it pokemon related but the mods really dont like selfies appareantly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:58:45 No.35405309 Report

Quoted By: >>35405370

>>35405286
Chrome extension. Deleted posts just get (Deleted) written next to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 21:59:51 No.35405317 Report

Quoted By: >>35405370

>>35405303
post another one, daddy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:02:44 No.35405340 Report

Quoted By: >>35405514

>Beefyboi and hips posted
>No >>35404540 yet
What a thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:05:58 No.35405370 Report

Quoted By: >>35405386 >>35405470

>>35405309
I see, thanks.
>>35405317
No, you can look back my post and picture on nyafuu archive if you missed it but I'm not about to post another one after the first one got deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:08:06 No.35405386 Report

Quoted By:

>>35405370
yummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:21:26 No.35405470 Report

Quoted By: >>35405514

>>35405370
nice shoulders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:26:12 No.35405514 Report

Quoted By: >>35405557

>>35405340
Notice how all those fags screaming fat fuck and liar shut up instantly after we posted?

>>35405470
Lots and lots of pullups. Get a pullup bar or go outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:34:10 No.35405557 Report

Quoted By:

>>35405514
I was wrong about you, sorry. Yeah, you look way better than I do. You win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 22 Apr 2018 22:35:52 No.35405572 Report

Quoted By:

>>35403562
>>35403573
False.

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