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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 05:42:22 No.35408129 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35408138 >>35408455 >>35408465 >>35408869 >>35408884 >>35409134 >>35409135 >>35409215 >>35409562

Your supernatural autism brought your waifu to life, and she's coming over to thank you TOMORROW. What do you do in preparation?

mayo-stained plushies will scare her away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 05:43:26 No.35408138 Report

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>>35408129
Sex with May, then proposal, then marriage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 06:06:43 No.35408225 Report

Quoted By: >>35408444

nothing as she will most likely be disgusted by some autistic fat man and leave immediately

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 07:24:45 No.35408444 Report

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>>35408225
why do you remind us of the things that hurt us the most.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 07:32:02 No.35408455 Report

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>>35408129
Mina is stated to be a big eater. I'd probably make a meatloaf or two for her. Then there's normal cleaning stuff - change the sheets, vaccuum, clean the sink, throw away my assfucking toothbrush, et cetera. Might be worth locking the cat in Mom's room. And locking Mom in Mom's room, while I'm at it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 07:37:26 No.35408465 Report

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>>35408129
Bring out the anal lube and a training butt plug and spend the whole day breaking in her ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 07:40:57 No.35408472 Report

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I'd make her lick my mayo plushies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 09:55:54 No.35408806 Report

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Meet her out the front and drive to somewhere that isn't filled with mayo'd plushies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 10:00:27 No.35408811 Report

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>>35408455
Cracked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 10:32:23 No.35408869 Report

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>>35408129
I'm a bit of a neat freak for being literally autistic so... Nothing because I'm not a slob like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 10:39:17 No.35408884 Report

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>>35408129
Tidy up, shave, shower, do my hair. Then probably hide under the covers out of sheer embarrassment.
I guess I'd also leave a note on the door telling him to go and live a happy life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:53:14 No.35409122 Report

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>>35408444
WHAT HURTS THE MOST
WAS BEING SO CLOSE
AND HAVING SO MUCH TO SAY
AND WATCHING YOU WALK AWAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:57:15 No.35409134 Report

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>>35408129
Take her out for a day of fun at the shore, dinner, back to my place for a drink, spin some records then who knows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 11:57:16 No.35409135 Report

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>>35408129
Have a Pokémon battle with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 12:20:28 No.35409215 Report

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>>35408129
Pick out an outfit so I don't look like a clown. Decide whether to take her out or to cook for her. If the latter, go buy whatever is missing. Set a reminder to call in sick to work tomorrow morning. Spend the rest of the day working up my courage.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:00:56 No.35409562 Report

Quoted By: >>35409578

>>35408129
get rid of all my worldly possessions and travel the world with her, because she's all I could ever need

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:04:00 No.35409578 Report

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>>35409562
Come on weirdo! It's literally a plane with a face!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:07:34 No.35409593 Report

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>>35409578
and yet she's still objectively better than your waifu, how sad is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 23 Apr 2018 14:08:15 No.35409595 Report

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40mg Omeprazol + 40mg Tadalafil

My bo(d)y is ready.

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