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Ned Nidoran's Big Day

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 00:44:05 No.35417660 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35417670 >>35417832 >>35418051

Let us tell this messed up story one sentence at a time.
>Dappled sunlight streamed through the canopy, and Ned was awakened by a chorus of bird calls.

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 00:45:35 No.35417670 Report

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>>35417660
>A Staraptor then swooped down and caught Ned in his big, powerful talons

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 00:47:40 No.35417684 Report

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>>35417670
>Ned's Poison Point then activated, poisoning the big ully!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 00:48:57 No.35417689 Report

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>>35417684
The staraptor dropped ned from a mile high after the poison point startled and hurt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 00:49:58 No.35417694 Report

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>>35417689
Ned fucking died.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 01:11:19 No.35417832 Report

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>>35417660
>>35417670
>>35417684
>>35417689
>>35417694

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 01:50:35 No.35418051 Report

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>>35417660
>>35417670
>>35417684
>>35417689
>>35417694

Sequel about that Staraptor when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:04:16 No.35418097 Report

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>>35417694
>>35418051

> Stu the Staraptor started feeling a bit woozy after being poisoned and all, so he began to descend.

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:06:56 No.35418107 Report

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>>35418097
Youngster Joey grabs a pokeball and quickly rips off his pants, revealing his 18 inch horse cock

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:09:31 No.35418122 Report

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>>35418107
> "My cock is great!" he cries towards the heavens. "It's like it's in the top percentage of cock!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:09:33 No.35418123 Report

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>>35418107
> He then proceeded to anally destroy Ned with his EXTRA THICC pulsating DONGUS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:10:38 No.35418124 Report

Quoted By: >>35418135 >>35418137

> Tears of joy ran down Ned's face as he took the big load

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:12:45 No.35418135 Report

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>>35418124
>Stu watched on in horror as the Nidoran's corpse was violated, then began to run off in fear, still woozy.

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:12:55 No.35418137 Report

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>>35418124
Ned has been fucked so hard, that he came back to life

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:15:04 No.35418141 Report

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>>35418135
Nigel the Nidoking comes from out of the bushes, his $5 foot long gleaming in the sun's rays

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:19:31 No.35418159 Report

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>>35418141
Half a mile away, Jared from Subway just happens to escape from prison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:19:55 No.35418161 Report

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>>35418141
>"It's smaller than that kid's" he said with a grin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:21:30 No.35418172 Report

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>>35418161
>"OH BOY! CHILDREN!" Jared thinks after running through the woods from prison, coming across Joey anally fucking Ned, and unzips his own pants, unaware of Nigel about to come across his own son Ned

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:26:43 No.35418197 Report

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>>35418172
Meanwhile, Stu is just kind of hovering above all this action, watching it unfold. Between his ailing body and the grotesque display developing below, Stu begins to wonder if there really is a fair and loving God.

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:28:56 No.35418209 Report

Quoted By: >>35418237

>>35418172
Nigel uses megahorn on Stu;in the ass

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:31:45 No.35418230 Report

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>>35418197
Ned is resurrected from the grave from the amount of buttfucking he has been receiving. He evolves into a nidorino and starts ripping off Joey's limbs

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:32:17 No.35418236 Report

Quoted By: >>35418261

Then Arceus descended to the Earthly realm and spoke. "Y'all are fucked!" And he purged Earth with a mighty Judgement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:32:42 No.35418237 Report

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>>35418209
"No, no there isn't," Stu concludes as he plummets to ground, before everything goes dark. "All I wanted was some freaking breakfast."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:35:27 No.35418258 Report

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>>35418237
Stu's last thoughts are 'What, REALLY?!" on a god existing as he is wiped out of existence by Arceus's Judgement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:35:33 No.35418261 Report

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>>35418236
Arceus then got bored so he created a female trainer and a male Pokemon. To shake things up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:36:11 No.35418267 Report

Quoted By: >>35418281 >>35418296

All of a fucking sudden Necrozma swoops in with his massive prism shlong fully erect

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:36:46 No.35418281 Report

Quoted By: >>35418289 >>35418312

>>35418267
The female trainer screams in horror at the schlong coming for her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:38:09 No.35418289 Report

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>>35418281
"HA HA HA." Arceus said. He was laughing

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:39:34 No.35418296 Report

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>>35418267
Necrozma beats the human to pulp with said schlong and makes a mega stone from it. "Fucking finally"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:42:04 No.35418306 Report

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>>35418296
That human turned out to be Lillie, who was looking for Nebby.

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:43:17 No.35418312 Report

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>>35418281
Admist all the fuckery, the entire planet seems to shake. Over the horizon, a gigantic face begins to emerge, before it takes a position high in the sky, gazing at the world. As the world's awestruck residents gaze back, they can't help but to find this terrifying, alien visage somehow... familiar.

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Based spic !!PukAbm4F1bD Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:46:49 No.35418332 Report

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>>35418312
"ching chong, wing wong, suck my little ping pongs" His voice boomed.

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 02:57:18 No.35418381 Report

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>>35418332
A little imp emerged from behind the face. "What my, and your, creator means to say is that this world was meant to be a fun and innocent place where children could live out a fantastical adventure. But now, it has been hopelessly corrupted by cringy waifus, furries, and dick jokes. So his ultimatum is this: Either purify yourselves, or this world will be undone."

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Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 09:05:43 No.35419678 Report

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>>35418381
Suddenly, the truest hero of the world, Captain Douglas J. Falcon, delivers a flying knee to the face of the terrible imp thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Apr 2018 21:43:46 No.35421295 Report

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>>35419678
"I'm sorry... father.." Falcon thinks, as a single tear rolls down his cheek.

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