Hello there /vp/, my name is John Gamefreak and i was recently fired from my job at Pokémon Company™, so i will be leakering some information about the new Pokémon RPG for Nintendo Switch.

>The games are called Pokémon Pink and Brown.
>the region is based in Afghanistan and has an 18+ rating.
>There is a gay sex scene between Junichi Masuda (who is portrayed as african) and Zeraora.
>John Arbuckle makes a surprise appearance as champion.
>Over 13 brand new pokemon
>new mechanic lets you rape and steal from trainers
>mega evolutions return, but the only new one is for stunfisk
>halfway through there is a very graphic video of a man eating his own shit for no reason
>games release tommorow at 6pm CDT

Thank you for your time. Please make sure to buy your Nintedo Switch in preparation, have a wonderful day.