>Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Ash and Lycanroc?
>EAT A DICK!
>Great! Here we go!
>Ash Ketchum, hero to all, when the world needed saving he would answer the call
>His little friend Lycanroc was part of the team, but he was shitty and small and had low self-esteem
>So when they gathered all Z-Crystals, Lycanroc stole them and put them under his genitals
>He pawned them all in a spending spree for his crippling addiction to PCP
>"C'mon!" Ash said, "Let's go collect Pokemon and battle and train!"
>"We'll laugh and we'll play all day and all night"
>"Wow, your eyes are red Lycanroc, you feeling alright?"
>"YO FUCK YOUR POKEMON, ASH! IT'S TIME TO GET REAL, I'M GONNA KILL A MOTHERFUCKA JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS"
>"IF YOU DARE TO COME AT ME YOU BETTER COME AT ME STRONG, I'LL BREAK YOUR SORRY ASS LEGS IF YOU LOOK AT ME WRONG"
>"I'M DUSK LYCANROC YOU LITTLE BITCH AND I'M ON THE ATTACK, MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM IS FUCKIN' RIDDLED WITH CRACK"
>"NOW I'VE GOT HALLUCINATIONS THAT ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND I CAN TASTE COLORS AND I'M GONNA SKULLFUCK YOUR SOUL"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>"Hey Lycanroc, we've got fun times in store, what's the first thing you'd like to do today?"
>"WHORES"
>"Ha! You're funny, we'll have a great time, there are lakes to swim in and mountains to-"
>"WHORES"
>So Ash and Incineroar played a game of lacrosse, while Lycanroc slammed a bunch of sluts like a boss
>He was about to bust nuts all up in a ho, when Team Rocket showed up
>"AW HELL NO"
>Lycanroc knew he must defend the whole city, so he stopped doing blow off the hooker's stank titties
>Ash said "Team Rocket, you gosh darn clowns, I'm gonna Thunderbolt you until you blast off!"
>"HEY STAND THE FUCK BACK, I'VE GOT A BETTER SOLUTION, IT'S TIME FOR OLD SCHOOL STREET JUSTICE DEATH EXECUTION"
>"ROCKET BITCHES HERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' CAPS FOR YOU HEADS"
>"BLAW BLAW"
>"NOW THOSE R-SHAPED COCKSUCKERS ARE DEAD"
