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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:39:26 No.35506579 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35506583 >>35506586 >>35506591 >>35506619 >>35506642 >>35506890 >>35507015 >>35507035 >>35507169 >>35507205 >>35507284 >>35507326 >>35507687 >>35508077 >>35508100

What do, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:40:41 No.35506583 Report

Quoted By: >>35506590

>>35506579
Bitch is lying. I ain't no Pokemon fucker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:41:31 No.35506586 Report

Quoted By: >>35506593

>>35506579

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:41:45 No.35506588 Report

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boys can't have babies, you goofball

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:42:10 No.35506590 Report

Quoted By: >>35506604

>>35506583
So you ARE a pokemon fucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:42:25 No.35506591 Report

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>>35506579
>No, Gardevoir, you're still more autistic than me. That was a terrible way to start a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:42:29 No.35506593 Report

Quoted By: >>35506620 >>35506621 >>35506627

>>35506586
They come from eggs anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:44:49 No.35506604 Report

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>>35506590
Yeah
but I don't fuck Gardevoirs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:48:15 No.35506619 Report

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>>35506579
Acting on general principle, I execute her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:49:29 No.35506620 Report

Quoted By: >>35507224

>>35506593

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:49:37 No.35506621 Report

Quoted By: >>35507224

>>35506593

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:51:39 No.35506627 Report

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>>35506593
Maybe, maybe not.

They constantly tell you no one has seen where they come from and an old man in Coumarine City in X/Y tells you the eggs are more like cradles implying that's not how they come out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 13:57:28 No.35506642 Report

Quoted By: >>35506654

>>35506579

>prepare myself mentally and tell her its gonna be fine
>go to pokemon center
>log onto bills pc
>release her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 14:01:01 No.35506654 Report

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>>35506642
You remember she's Psychic,right?

Do you want your sack psychically smashed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 15:04:14 No.35506890 Report

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>>35506579
Raise the baby with my waifu like a proper father

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 15:29:29 No.35507015 Report

Quoted By: >>35507096

>>35506579

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 15:32:00 No.35507035 Report

Quoted By: >>35507217

>>35506579
commit Sudoku

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 15:40:00 No.35507096 Report

Quoted By: >>35507373

>>35507015
And then you make her eat them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 15:58:05 No.35507169 Report

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>>35506579
Get ready to make more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:06:51 No.35507205 Report

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>>35506579
well shit does that mean I died and became a ghost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:09:28 No.35507213 Report

Quoted By: >>35507222

How do you imagine a female Gardevoir's pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:10:26 No.35507217 Report

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>>35507035
Yes, because playing a game is the pressing matter in this situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:13:00 No.35507222 Report

Quoted By: >>35507240

>>35507213
She doesn't have one. Gardevoirs reproduce by budding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:13:29 No.35507224 Report

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>>35506621
>>35506620
KEK !!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:18:52 No.35507240 Report

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>>35507222
No one said you have to abide by the rules, Anon. I bet you would still want to fill her up with your thick semen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:25:52 No.35507259 Report

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Sorry but I already impregnated my Delphox and we're getting married.

No room for you in the equation.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:33:04 No.35507284 Report

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>>35506579

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:36:19 No.35507298 Report

Quoted By: >>35507305

Marry her, get a job and provide for my new family like a normal human being.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:37:36 No.35507305 Report

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>>35507298
A normal human being that fucked a nonhuman children's video game character, you mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:41:03 No.35507325 Report

Quoted By: >>35507339

Lopunny>Gardevoir
Thighs>spiky chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:41:17 No.35507326 Report

Quoted By: >>35507504

>>35506579
Celebrate with moar secks.
Knock her up again after she pops out our first half-human/half-Ralts spawn.
Make her trophy wife and taunt every Gallade cuck I meet.
"Once you go human, you...uh...increase your acumen."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:43:53 No.35507339 Report

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>>35507325
Why not both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 16:55:01 No.35507373 Report

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>>35507096
youmusteatalltheeggs.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:07:47 No.35507442 Report

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Put another one in her, I want twins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:19:13 No.35507504 Report

Quoted By: >>35507583

>>35507326
>half human half ralts spawn
That's not how pokemon reproduction works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:20:30 No.35507513 Report

Quoted By: >>35507517 >>35507543

What kind of egg moves can humans pass on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:21:24 No.35507517 Report

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>>35507513
Slack Off, Rest, Self Destruct

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:25:05 No.35507543 Report

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>>35507513
Headbutt, leer, tickle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:31:25 No.35507583 Report

Quoted By: >>35507598

>>35507504
Your autism is showing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:34:44 No.35507598 Report

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>>35507583
>Tips pokefucking porn stash

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 17:48:55 No.35507687 Report

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>>35506579
الله أكبر!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 19:10:44 No.35508071 Report

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Shotgun

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 19:12:21 No.35508077 Report

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>>35506579
>not a pokéfucker
>not even feasable
that's not how it works
gardevoir is overrated as shit btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 19:15:43 No.35508100 Report

Quoted By: >>35508189

>>35506579
Punch that bitch because we are not in the same egg group, that means I was get cucked.

Fucking bitch I was love her for what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 19:34:38 No.35508189 Report

Quoted By: >>35508204

>>35508100
Would you happen to be Australian by chance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 May 2018 19:36:52 No.35508204 Report

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>>35508189
Not even close

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