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Which one is better and why is it Red?

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Ash
>Never won a Pokemon league even with the amount of regions he has been
>Never trains his Pokemon to become better
>Acts like a annoying faggot
>Always has to bring two to three companions
>Complete cuck, never attempted to ask a date on any of his female companions
>Has only beaten two incompetent Team Rocket members and it's always the same two idiots
>Had a fuckton of opportunities catch any legendary has come so far yet doesn't like Shaymin, the Reggies, Dialga Etc.
>Abandons companions which each new region
>Literally who every time he goes to a new region
>7/10 Aesthetics

Red
>Has beaten the Kanto Pokemon League
>Is the Pokemon league champain
>All his Pokemon are level 80 and up
>Had to go through obstacles and steps to catch the legendaries and did capture them
>Master of Three legendary birds, mew and mewtwo
>Owns all three starters in their fully evolved state
>Took down a large scale internationally recognized criminal organization and wasn't even trying too.
>Solo lone mightyena
>Considered to be one of the most famous Pokemon trainers of all time
>Quiet
>10/10 Aesthetics

Can we all agree that ash complete fucking faggot and red is the superior one here.