>>35525502FUCK YOU! I DIDN'T CATCH SHIT! I INJECTED IN 1 POKEMON FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. JUST ONE. WITH MOVES THAT ARE THE MOST POWERFUL AND GAVE THE MOTHER FUCKER THAT ABILITY THAT FUCKING LETS YOU HAVE ADVERSE SHIT AS POSITIVES. I'VE ONLY EVER USED ONE. THE ONE WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF WEAKNESSES OR NONE AT ALL. MAX FUCKING LEVEL, MAX FUCKING IV'S/EV'S/DV'S, MAXED ATTACK AND ALL THE FUCKING BEST HEALING POTIONS THE GAME HAS TO OFFER. LVL FUCKING 255 OR 100. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. FUCK YOUR POKEDEX, FUCK YOUR CATCHING THEM ALL, FUCK YOUR SHIT. ALL I NEED IS ONE. ONE POKEMON TO DOMINATE THEM ALL AND FUCKING STEAMROLL THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN WHAT 3/4 HEALTH LOOKS LIKE. I GET 1 HIT KO'S MOSTLY AND AT WORST 2 HIT KO'S WITH A SCRATCH TO MY HEALTH.
SO MOTHERFUCKERS, WHOSE THE BITCH NOW? WHOSE THE REAL PRO??? THE ANSWER IS ME, THE QUESTION IS RHETORICAL YOU FUCKING COCKLINK.
I'M THE MASTER WITHOUT EVER CATCHING A SINGLE GOD DAMNED POKEMON. YOU FAGGOTS.
