One time they flew Ohmori in for a lecture/pep talk through a translator. I was in the conference room when my boss pulled me aside. Apparantly Ohmori himself chose me to go out and buy him a pouch of Skittles. And he was very specific about this pouch, it wasn't just the kind you find in your vending machine, it was the two pound bulk pouch you see at Wal Mart.
Anyways I had to go out and find this thing. I did, it wasn't really hard to find, but I missed the lecture and was kind of bummed. To make up for my sadness I decided I wanted acknowledgment for completing this dumb task. I went looking for him to deliver these skits in person, and found him in my bosses office.
I get there, and every body is silent. Ohmori barks at me "NOW" in horrible English and rips the pouch out of my hand. Dude straight up swallowed a quarter of the bag whole. He honest to God gulped those Skittles. There was no chewing today. His enlarged throat gave the impression of great pain, but his eyes told me he was in ecstasy.
Anyway he and his entourage left the room immediately after. My boss then told me I had upset Ohmori for liking gen 4 the most and was fired. True story.
