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Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:15:58 No.35618511 View View Reply Original Report

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What are acceptable Pokémon to sleep with?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:20:50 No.35618552 Report

Quoted By: >>35620498

I say everyone is acceptable. Also, I know your image is joking, but sleeping with Machoke isn't weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:21:56 No.35618562 Report

Quoted By: >>35622425

Machoke seems to be protecting the kid well, so stfu.

HOWEVER
Sleeping with your Ferrothorn is not okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:23:20 No.35618575 Report

Quoted By: >>35625259 >>35626510

Best Pokemon is one that wouldn't mind being a pillow. Ditto would be a good choice with its transform.
Snorlax could even be a whole bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:24:24 No.35618585 Report

Quoted By: >>35629699

>>35618511
My sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:24:30 No.35618586 Report

Quoted By: >>35618623 >>35619246 >>35620418 >>35620491 >>35626476

>>35618511
sleeping with animals is the mark of an uncivilized man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:28:38 No.35618623 Report

Quoted By: >>35619760 >>35625080

>>35618586
My cat would always try to sleep in my bed. Sadly I had to eventually get him off the bed after a cuddle because I'd roll around in my sleep and I would not want to accidentally kick or squish him in my sleep. Sometimes he'd even try to fight me, like "no man. I dont wanna" becaise obviously he's a cat and didny understand I only did it for his own safety.

I miss him. Sweet old puss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:30:45 No.35618647 Report

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>>35618511
>asuming the machoke is male

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:33:09 No.35618665 Report

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Snubbull, though if this is the case your bed probably belongs to Snubbull now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 20:58:35 No.35618898 Report

Quoted By: >>35625177

>>35618511
Of course Tsareena and Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 21:33:34 No.35619246 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618586
Sleeping with man is the mark of a civilized animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 21:36:23 No.35619265 Report

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>>35618511
sleep inside a Wailord

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 22:30:29 No.35619760 Report

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>>35618623

I know that too much. My cat litteraly begs for me to let him on the bed, he always want me to cuddle him, but he snores so much that I can't sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 22:32:50 No.35619778 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618511
Any that can fit on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 23:57:17 No.35620389 Report

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>>35618511
It's REALLY okay to sleep with Pikachu :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 May 2018 23:59:47 No.35620409 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618511
> Not wanting to rest your head on Machokes warm broad chest
What are you, gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:00:52 No.35620418 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618586
Ok incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:01:49 No.35620425 Report

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Machoke would honestly make a great cuddle buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:11:25 No.35620491 Report

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>>35618586
You know you're a civilized man when you're sapient enought to raise and train an animal to do exactly what you want him to do when you are sleeping. Aka be a soft and warm foot pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:12:54 No.35620498 Report

Quoted By: >>35622157 >>35622326 >>35625220

>>35618552
Can I sleep with my Wailord please and thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 00:14:24 No.35620508 Report

Quoted By: >>35622011 >>35622333

>>35618511
I want to sleep on Metagross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 01:06:52 No.35620896 Report

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Thats how it starts.

Whats next? Sleep with another man? Thats HERESY.
This world is cursed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 03:21:10 No.35622011 Report

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>>35620508

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 03:38:49 No.35622157 Report

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>>35620498
Yes, you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 03:50:40 No.35622255 Report

Quoted By: >>35622758

Looks to me like Machoke just finished wearing that ass out and they're getting some rest before Machoke pulls the trainer back onto his lap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 03:59:19 No.35622326 Report

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>>35620498
If your room is big enough to accommodate it, sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:00:09 No.35622333 Report

Quoted By: >>35622424

>>35620508
>I want to sleep on a hard, cold piece of metal
Doesn't sound comfy at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:10:23 No.35622416 Report

Quoted By: >>35622799

I'd sleep with a Talonflame. I awlays found the idea of sleeping with a falcon cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:11:10 No.35622424 Report

Quoted By:

>>35622333
Well I'd use a pillow obviously, but solid surfaces are good for your back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:11:32 No.35622425 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618562
Machoke could kill you while its sleeping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:55:58 No.35622738 Report

Quoted By: >>35626495

>>35618511
I want sleep with vulpix

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 04:59:16 No.35622758 Report

Quoted By:

>>35622255
With No Guard Machoke would never miss your P-spot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 05:07:30 No.35622799 Report

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>>35622416
that is oddly specific anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 05:11:32 No.35622825 Report

Quoted By:

Flareon. Warm fluffy boi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 06:07:58 No.35623161 Report

Quoted By: >>35623176

>>35618511
Sleeping with your machoke IS weird.
why haven't you evolved to the superior sex god machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 06:10:08 No.35623176 Report

Quoted By: >>35623207

>>35623161
they are both cute boys who deserve love

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 06:15:51 No.35623207 Report

Quoted By: >>35623209 >>35624691

>>35623176
four arms are better than two

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 06:16:44 No.35623209 Report

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>>35623207
i mean, i really can't argue with that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 12:13:56 No.35624691 Report

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>>35623207
Still, Machoke and Machamp in the bed, with both, can be be awesome. You can sleep in between them, and both will lean to you, snuggling at the same time both's soft buff big muscles and pecs. In that situation, I would get a boner instantly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 12:17:27 No.35624714 Report

Quoted By: >>35624870

>>35618511
Only one true answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 12:20:09 No.35624736 Report

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If a Tyranitar/Hippowdon is sleeping does Sand Stream turn off? Because otherwise it'd kinda suck. Same for drizzle/drought.
Also I'd sleep with a Swinub line mon they aren't too big

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 12:45:14 No.35624870 Report

Quoted By: >>35626579

>>35624714

Fuck off Gardefag.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 12:57:38 No.35624918 Report

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>>35618511
she's my wife
but sometimes her morning wood wakes me up and makes me feel uncofortable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 13:24:17 No.35625080 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618623
In the pokemon world, you are the one kicked off the bed ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 13:37:37 No.35625177 Report

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>>35618898
Sleeping with sex lizard is only acceptable because most people know that they force it on male trainers to assert their dominance. Refusing them makes them more aggressive and lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 13:42:53 No.35625220 Report

Quoted By: >>35629733

>>35620498
Imagine accidentally releasing your Wailord inside the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 13:46:39 No.35625259 Report

Quoted By: >>35626499 >>35626666

>>35618575
Snorlax's are restless sleepers, your bed would flip over and crush you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:34:27 No.35626460 Report

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Best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:36:33 No.35626476 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618586
Fuck, this just reminds me of my old cat. She used to always sleeps with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:37:40 No.35626490 Report

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Well Togedemaru and Steenee are either in the clear or confirmed haram by Sophocles

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:38:14 No.35626495 Report

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>>35622738
do yuh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:39:20 No.35626499 Report

Quoted By:

>>35625259
Saddest thing anon:
A lot of people here would find that pretty hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:40:22 No.35626510 Report

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>>35618575
i never thought how comfy sleeping on a snorlaxs belly would be..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:50:41 No.35626579 Report

Quoted By:

>>35624870
no u

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:52:45 No.35626591 Report

Quoted By:

>>35618511
Any that can fit in a king sized mattress with you. Wailord would just hog all the room on the bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 16:59:33 No.35626637 Report

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You've never cuddled any of your bros? Fuckin faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 17:04:36 No.35626666 Report

Quoted By:

>>35625259
But what if you got the Ditto to transform into a Snorlax?
Would a Ditto even copy a subtle behaviour pattern like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 17:17:07 No.35626739 Report

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What if your Machoke decides to Dutch Oven you while you're asleep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 20:20:23 No.35628254 Report

Quoted By: >>35629615

>>35618511
To answer OP's question, any pokemon that is physically safe to touch. So pokemon like Magmar or Magcargo is not safe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 22:50:04 No.35629615 Report

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>>35628254

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 22:57:13 No.35629699 Report

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>>35618585
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 23:01:13 No.35629733 Report

Quoted By: >>35629820 >>35629890

>>35625220

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 23:11:53 No.35629820 Report

Quoted By:

>>35629733
Is that the one with the hole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 23:18:48 No.35629890 Report

Quoted By:

>>35629733
Is that in Japan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 May 2018 23:20:03 No.35629902 Report

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The only acceptable answer is Darkrai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 01:51:43 No.35631150 Report

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Imagine sleeping with a Machamp, getting maximum cuddles

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