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Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:03:43 No.35638612 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35638644 >>35638656 >>35638696 >>35638825 >>35638838 >>35640225 >>35644557

Imagine turning 10 and waking up and there's just a giant fucking rock monster poking its head into your window

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:04:18 No.35638617 Report

Quoted By: >>35638826

aww it has a pretty bow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:06:48 No.35638636 Report

Quoted By: >>35638703

>but mooooom, it's 4x to water and grass and has a lower attack stat than pidgey!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:07:40 No.35638644 Report

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>>35638612
Best birthday ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:08:49 No.35638656 Report

Quoted By: >>35638703 >>35640512

>>35638612
>I'm sorry mom and dad grounded you and you cant see your girlfriend.
>Maybe i can be your girlfriend tonight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:14:40 No.35638685 Report

Quoted By: >>35640021

>accidentally spill some juice on it
>it fucking dies
thanks mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:15:41 No.35638696 Report

Quoted By: >>35638707 >>35638765 >>35638802

>>35638612
>Brock is jealous of the older kids for their pokemon they got for their tenth birthday
>David's dad caught him a pidgey.
>Tommy's Caterpie has already evolved twice!
>All the girls love playing with the boys pokemon.
>Brock shows up to the playground on his birthday.
>"Hey girls! My dad just gave me my new pokemon! Do you wanna see?"
>Sends out onix
>Girls pee themselves and start crying.
>They don't talk to brock anymore.
This is why brock was lonely and tries to flirt with every girl he sees. He just wants some attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:16:35 No.35638703 Report

Quoted By: >>35639962 >>35639974

>>35638636
>>35638656
> Brock
> mom
> implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:16:55 No.35638707 Report

Quoted By: >>35638777

>>35638696
still better than the guy who got a magikarp because he needed to toughen up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:23:25 No.35638765 Report

Quoted By: >>35638876

>>35638696
Damn. It all makes sense now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:24:31 No.35638777 Report

Quoted By: >>35638898

>>35638707
If he wasn't such a cuck he could have a Gyarados

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:27:08 No.35638802 Report

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>>35638696
>Brock literally pulls out his rock hard snake infront of the girls
Yea, he’s THAT kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:29:14 No.35638825 Report

Quoted By: >>35638839

>>35638612
His father obviously knows him well enough to give him that pokemon as a present

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:29:16 No.35638826 Report

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>>35638617
THIS! So cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:30:18 No.35638838 Report

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>>35638612
I'm so fucking happy he can use it now as a Mega Steelix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:30:27 No.35638839 Report

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>>35638825
first reasonable post ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:34:19 No.35638876 Report

Quoted By: >>35639971 >>35641309

>>35638765
is that leafy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 21:36:10 No.35638898 Report

Quoted By:

>>35638777
Trips of truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 23:37:12 No.35639962 Report

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>>35638703
>not knowing Brock's mom
She's White with yellow fever. She appeared in another episdoe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 23:39:07 No.35639971 Report

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>>35638876
>anything from Windwaker is leafy

You must be 18 or older to post here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 23:39:14 No.35639974 Report

Quoted By: >>35640214 >>35640647

>>35638703
brock's mom is hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 23:46:12 No.35640021 Report

Quoted By: >>35640547 >>35640822

>>35638685
This wouldn't be a problem if his mom bought 100% real juice and not that watered-down 10% real juice bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 May 2018 23:54:49 No.35640077 Report

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>bad, but kinda cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 00:12:01 No.35640214 Report

Quoted By: >>35640224 >>35641306 >>35641323

>>35639974
What? In the original anime his mother was dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 00:13:40 No.35640224 Report

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>>35640214
Nah nigga
Go back to your fruit loops timeline

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 00:13:48 No.35640225 Report

Quoted By: >>35640246

>>35638612
Did he ever evolve it into a steelix?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 00:17:31 No.35640246 Report

Quoted By: >>35640653 >>35640938 >>35641266

>>35640225
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 00:55:00 No.35640512 Report

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>>35638656
that's mankey not onix

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 00:59:41 No.35640547 Report

Quoted By:

>>35640021
>100% juice
>implying Onix can handle grass type attacks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 01:12:38 No.35640647 Report

Quoted By: >>35642531

>>35639974
UNF, MOAR!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 01:13:41 No.35640653 Report

Quoted By:

>>35640246
>"seriously, the new SM anime looks terrible"

Heh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 01:38:56 No.35640822 Report

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>>35640021
>and not that watered-down 10% real juice bullshit
Glucose and/or fructose syrup isn't water, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 01:52:39 No.35640938 Report

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>>35640246
why doesn't turtonator spin around like a beyblade in-game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 02:32:25 No.35641266 Report

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>>35640246
whoa cool thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 02:38:31 No.35641306 Report

Quoted By:

>>35640214
>watching the dub
>believe the lies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 02:38:48 No.35641309 Report

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>>35638876
That's Link, you uncultured fucking Swinub

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 02:40:12 No.35641323 Report

Quoted By:

>>35640214
No she wasn’t
His dad was just scamming Ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:28:56 No.35642531 Report

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>>35640647
Literally all there is

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:53:12 No.35642635 Report

Quoted By: >>35642641 >>35642672

haha how funny would it be if he got swallowed by it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 05:54:49 No.35642641 Report

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>>35642635
Haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:00:34 No.35642672 Report

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>>35642635
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 06:22:44 No.35642781 Report

Quoted By: >>35644794

Imagine going to the same school as the kid whose rich parents bought him a perfect IV starter for his 10th birthday while all you have is the rat you found in an alley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 13:13:48 No.35644557 Report

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>>35638612
His onix was a metaphor, it's actually his father raped him when he turned 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 May 2018 13:54:13 No.35644794 Report

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>>35642781
Thats when you dedicate your time to EV training that sucker to be the best damn street rat in the playground while the rich shits ruin their stat spreads by using their starter to just fight random other kids.
Then you have an inspiring victory against all the rich kids in the end of year tournament and your story goes on to be the feel-good movie of the year.

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