>>35665676its 15 years, later, ash is 25 and theres no more saturated colors, everything is dark and gritty, ash has muscles now because im definitely not gay i just think its cool to be buff and masculine because im straight, there is no more friendship because friendship is gay. pokemon battles are purely for sport and pokemon are just slaves. just like horses in horse racing. we feed them steroids and whip them now.
the (epic)story is that the chemicals in the PC are turning the pokemon gay and ash must form an anti-PC (pun intended) regime to take down bill, bebe, amanita, etc and their gay agenda
brock returns and is sporting an incel pride armband (brock being an incel is already canon stfu we need incel representation)and he joins ashs regime but misty is reluctant and joins bills gay evil team. ash kills misty with his big gun because hes a tough, burly, strappingly handsome adult man and he can own guns now. also he evolves pikachu into the totally epic gorochu and this all takes place in kanto because kanto is the best. also ashs new outfit has camo cargo shorts and crocs because hes epic now as an adult 25 year old beautiful man with big guns and muscles. pretty cool right? sounds fucking gnarly huh?
now give me (You)'s
