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Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:38:31 No.35710315 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35710358 >>35710376 >>35710404 >>35710419 >>35710426 >>35710724 >>35710764 >>35710802 >>35710815 >>35710898 >>35710906 >>35711056

Let's talk about the Pokewalker boogaloo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:39:28 No.35710358 Report

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>>35710315
why would I buy something that just makes autistic pokemon noises in public, at least the pokewalker wasnt disruptive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:39:45 No.35710365 Report

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I'd be down for getting one if they were to actually give it a reasonable price tag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:39:59 No.35710376 Report

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>>35710315
I unironically want it. But I'm prepared for it to cost about £80-100, and for Nintendo to only produce about eight of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:40:30 No.35710404 Report

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>>35710315
it's a pokewalker without a screen that makes noises, what the fuck they are thinking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:41:00 No.35710419 Report

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>>35710315
Every kid who buys one of these is going to throw it on the ground to see if Pikachu screams in pain mark my words.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:41:03 No.35710423 Report

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I might buy it because I like pokemon merch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:41:07 No.35710426 Report

Quoted By: >>35710498

>>35710315
>Out with friends
>Suddenly argument breaks out
>Things are intense
>Friendships are about to end
>"Get out of here you piece of shit, I fucking hate you!"
>Tears
>"Pika!" moans from your belt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:41:53 No.35710452 Report

Quoted By: >>35710529 >>35710564

Does it only have a joystick and one button?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:42:15 No.35710468 Report

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This doesn’t look bad at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:43:01 No.35710498 Report

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>>35710426
please continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:43:42 No.35710529 Report

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>>35710452
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:44:42 No.35710564 Report

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>>35710452
It's all you need

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:45:34 No.35710597 Report

Quoted By: >>35710667 >>35710674 >>35710716

Cute buttplug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:46:40 No.35710635 Report

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Pokewalker came with the game though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:47:31 No.35710667 Report

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>>35710597
No it's clearly a vibrating egg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:47:43 No.35710674 Report

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>>35710597
It doesn't have a flared base. JEEZ do you even know ANYTHING about butt sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:48:42 No.35710716 Report

Quoted By: >>35710762

>>35710597
The proper term is "anal bead"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:48:54 No.35710724 Report

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>>35710315
So many of these things will be flying straight into TVs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:49:44 No.35710762 Report

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>>35710716
thought those only came in groups instead of just a singular one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:49:49 No.35710764 Report

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>>35710315
but can I use it as a ball gag is the real question...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:50:35 No.35710789 Report

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it's $50 tho fuck that

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In Advance: Wed 30 May 2018 02:50:54 No.35710802 Report

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>>35710315

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:51:10 No.35710815 Report

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>>35710315
i'd haul atleast 5 or so, it's gonna be a profitable shitshow in a couple of years, retarded people make retarded decisions with their money, and we are talking pokemon merchandise... so yeah...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:53:06 No.35710898 Report

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>>35710315
>In uni
>Get to class late
>Sit down as everyone looks at you
>Sweat profusely
>5 minutes pass
>"Pika" noise comes from your pocket
>"Anon you're disrupting class with your pokemon!"
>Everyone laughs at you
>"S-sorry it won't happen again" as you fumble around to turn it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:53:20 No.35710906 Report

Quoted By: >>35711068

>>35710315
This thing better be usable in the mainline game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:55:58 No.35711005 Report

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>>35710802
yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:57:10 No.35711056 Report

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>>35710315
its cool to see the pokewalker get a spiritual successor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 02:57:26 No.35711068 Report

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>>35710906
You'll be getting an ugly "Back" option on all the menus because you only have one button to work with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 03:00:13 No.35711173 Report

Quoted By: >>35711269 >>35711277

>>35711068
>support ring
??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 03:02:20 No.35711261 Report

Quoted By: >>35711318

>>35711068
what if i put the support ring around my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 03:02:27 No.35711269 Report

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>>35711173
For your cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 03:02:35 No.35711277 Report

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>>35711173
It lets you clip it onto the belt loop of your pants so that you look like a real pokemon master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 May 2018 03:03:25 No.35711318 Report

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>>35711261
That's what you're meant to do, while the ball goes in your asshole.

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