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>It's the day before Christmas, 2018
>Anon is heading home for the holidays to visit family
>going through customs at the airport
>manages to get his shoes off and loads personal items into tray for scanning
>as he makes his way through the metal detector it is set off
>attendants find that Anon refuses to take his precious Pokeball storing Mewtwo out of his pocket
>they try to convince him to remove it but decide he is putting up too much of a fuss and let him through
>anon gets on his flight, and goes to sit down
>a few moments later a young boy sits down next to Anon
>Anon notices the young boy wearing a pokemon t-shirt
>Anon works up the courage to ask the boy who is favorite Pokemon is
>the boy timidly replies "I-I really like Samurott"
>Anon scoffs, knowing well that Samurott is classified as NU on Smogon, which means its trash
>Anon audibly laughs in the child's face, which draws the eyes of the child's mother across the isle
>Anon asks the boy if he wants to play Pokemon Lets Go Eevee with him on his Switch
>the boy says yes and Anon proceeds to pull out his Switch
>the back of the handheld system is lined with Pokemon porn stickers
>the boy's mother swiftly pulls her son out of the seat, and has her husband take his place
>the boy's father sits next to anon, a fully grown adult, as he swings his joycon back and forth at the screen for the next 4 hours of their flight, catching pokemon all across the Kanto region
>when the boy gets home his mother and father throw away all his pokemon toys and merchandise