My wife is not a goddamn tranny. So I'm asking you nicely to stop calling her that. It really hurts her feelings and insults my masculinity.
Yours probably is. But mine is not. So I humbly ask that when ever I use the pronoun "her" to describe my wife that I'm not bombarded with meme arrows trying to "correct" her gender. Because for all intents and purposes, and according to the gender displayed on her summary she is, infact, 100% female.

Thank you, for your open mindedness and cooperation.
Love, Anon.