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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:41:17 No.35867999 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35868000 >>35869755 >>35871132 >>35871678 >>35872545 >>35878985

Holy shit
I just realized this thing is supposed to be a feminine sticc in huge power armor instead of some weird, floating castle-like construct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:42:29 No.35868000 Report

Quoted By: >>35868026 >>35874774

>>35867999
MY FUCKING DICK HAD BEEN BLOWN AWAY BY THIS REVELATION.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:44:21 No.35868013 Report

Quoted By: >>35868048 >>35868094 >>35870568 >>35874799

A shame GF felt the awful urge to pack an already bloated game with like 20 HIDEOUS legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:47:02 No.35868026 Report

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>>35868000
>000

You're not the only one...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:52:58 No.35868047 Report

Quoted By: >>35878445 >>35878467

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:53:12 No.35868048 Report

Quoted By: >>35868244

>>35868013
>insulting princess Kaguya
t.disgusting fire hobo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 11:56:08 No.35868064 Report

Quoted By: >>35868086

Imagine being this wrong and not realizing it’s a space ship.

“Celesteela is likely based on Princess Kaguya from The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter: its body resembles bamboo shoots, its arms resemble cut bamboo trunks, and overall it resembles a mixture of elements of a space shuttle and a depiction of Princess Kaguya as a woman with long hair wearing a multilayered kimono. Its body may also incorporate similarities to the spacecraft SELENE (nicknamed "Kaguya" in Japan), which orbited the Moon between 2007 and 2009. The combination of bamboo and spacecraft elements may also reference bamboo rockets.“

Fucking “power armor,” what’s wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 12:01:54 No.35868086 Report

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>>35868064
I never read the dex entry. It was actually reading the entry (which did make me realize it was a rocket instead of a fantasy castle thing) that made me look at it more and post this thread.
What I'm talking about though is that a small figure is WEARING the rocket like armor, and I didnt realise this before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 12:04:18 No.35868094 Report

Quoted By: >>35868244

>>35868013
A few of the ultra beasts are cool.
Kartana I really just think is very neat as a concept, and you better not be talking shit about staka I will smack you with such a huge gyro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 12:05:41 No.35868099 Report

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UB were a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 12:41:07 No.35868244 Report

Quoted By: >>35870563

>>35868048
>>35868094
The couple of cool ones are lost in a sea of feces. The starters and legendaries have been weak for the last many gens desu. That being said the bulk of recent Pokémon are great albeit a lot of furshit in Alola.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 17:04:57 No.35869755 Report

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>>35867999
>power armor
It's a layered dress.
Also the marks on the "hair" part are Heian-era eyebrow paint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:03:07 No.35870563 Report

Quoted By: >>35870578 >>35870580 >>35873127 >>35873170 >>35873574 >>35873642 >>35873664 >>35873675

>>35868244
have starters ever NOT been weak?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:04:36 No.35870568 Report

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>>35868013
the ultra beasts are dope, next legendaries
them being included doesn't take anything away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:05:39 No.35870578 Report

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>>35870563
gen 4 starters are tight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:06:14 No.35870580 Report

Quoted By: >>35870890 >>35870945

>>35870563
Competitively? Maybe.
Design-wise Gens 1 through 4 are all pretty good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:44:16 No.35870890 Report

Quoted By: >>35871009 >>35871014 >>35873149 >>35873703 >>35873761

>>35870580
>Gen 2 starters
>good designwise
I'll take any other gen, even 5, over those abominations you call Meganium and Typhlosion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:47:39 No.35870920 Report

Quoted By: >>35870926

I want to lick celesteela rockets!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:48:25 No.35870926 Report

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>>35870920
same

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:51:13 No.35870944 Report

Quoted By: >>35870962 >>35872691

I always assumed it was inspired by the legend of Kaguya in some way. I dont know why, something about it just made me think of that legend when I first saw Celesteela.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:51:31 No.35870945 Report

Quoted By: >>35873004

>>35870580
4 and 7 were the only gens I liked the designs of all three starter finals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 19:53:05 No.35870962 Report

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>>35870944
>princess + bamboo
>it's also a rocket
>exclusive to Moon
No shit it's based off of Kaguya. It's one of the most obvious inspirations for a Pokémon yet, and everybody who knew the story immediately identified its basis from just the demo datamine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 20:00:25 No.35871009 Report

Quoted By: >>35871386

>>35870890
What’s wrong with them?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 20:01:29 No.35871014 Report

Quoted By: >>35871692 >>35872473

>>35870890
>hating meganium

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 20:18:31 No.35871132 Report

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>>35867999
I think it is meant to look like a castle (because of the princess motif) when it's landed. Look at the silhouette in the Ultra Crater wormhole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 21:00:37 No.35871386 Report

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>>35871009
Ruined their middle staged and

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 21:53:15 No.35871678 Report

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>>35867999
I have only played the newest gens via showdown since my 3ds melted on the charger and I thought this too. I had no idea what the fuck it was supposed to be, really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 21:55:29 No.35871692 Report

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>>35871014
I kind of hate Meganium too.

Not fighting it, using it. I cant believe a starter sucks so hard. There is no starter as useless as Meganium by a long shot, and its first and middle stages look better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:43:05 No.35872473 Report

Quoted By: >>35872488

>>35871014
Fuck Meganium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:44:34 No.35872488 Report

Quoted By: >>35872532

>>35872473
I want to get fucked by a Meganium, and fuck you too, buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:51:00 No.35872532 Report

Quoted By: >>35872540 >>35872542

>>35872488
The starter is fucking ass, how do you even like it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:52:13 No.35872540 Report

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>>35872532

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:52:45 No.35872542 Report

Quoted By:

>>35872532
>fucking ass

Bitch you GUESSED it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:53:07 No.35872545 Report

Quoted By:

>>35867999
It's princess kaguya you dumb fuck. Of course it's feminine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:53:10 No.35872546 Report

Quoted By: >>35872973

I WANT CELESTEELA FARTS TO OBLITERATE MY FACE, AND DESTROY MY HOUSE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:55:14 No.35872556 Report

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Hiss hiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Jun 2018 23:56:51 No.35872567 Report

Quoted By:

>being this mad that someone wants to fuck a bayleef
wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 00:16:44 No.35872691 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870944
Because all the Kaguya inspired by that legend except the Naruto one all look the same and wear the same goddamn multi-squared clothes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 00:54:32 No.35872973 Report

Quoted By: >>35872988 >>35873059

>>35872546
>Mfw Celesteela fart decimates the Japanese coastline and makes me hard as fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 00:56:26 No.35872988 Report

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>>35872973
>you will never be the Japanese coastline

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 00:58:05 No.35873004 Report

Quoted By: >>35873019

>>35870945
7? Mate they look like Jojo characters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 00:59:39 No.35873019 Report

Quoted By:

>>35873004
Your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:04:18 No.35873059 Report

Quoted By:

>>35872973
based jermaposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:11:27 No.35873127 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870563
>le smog frog

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:13:45 No.35873149 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870890
Do you actually have a reason for disliking them besides wanting to insult someone else's preferences then pussyfoot around when pressed for an explanation?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 01:15:44 No.35873170 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870563
the weak should fear the strong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:24:33 No.35873574 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870563
Swampert was meta defining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:40:45 No.35873642 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870563
Infernape's always been decent. So have Swampert and Greninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:46:05 No.35873664 Report

Quoted By: >>35874019

>>35870563
Yes, actually. One of them even got its ass booted to Ubers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:48:26 No.35873675 Report

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>>35870563
Yeah, and how about that Ash-Greninja, huh? Total pushover. Complete waste of space. Couldn't OHKO a Magikarp on a Sunny Day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:52:58 No.35873703 Report

Quoted By: >>35873712

>>35870890
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:54:18 No.35873712 Report

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>>35873703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i21Jxx257k

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 02:58:33 No.35873728 Report

Quoted By: >>35873929

Getting crushed by a Celesteela would be an acceptable death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 03:03:21 No.35873761 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870890
Typhlosion looks soft and easy to hug.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 03:32:36 No.35873929 Report

Quoted By: >>35874550 >>35874703 >>35880634

>>35873728
I'd prefer to be smothered by her belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 03:50:00 No.35874019 Report

Quoted By:

>>35873664
needed a broken HA to do so though (Infernape outclassed it before megas came along).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 05:31:28 No.35874550 Report

Quoted By: >>35874588

>>35873929
>this exists
If only the art was a little better over all but whoever they are they're good at drawing squishy, heavy bellies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 05:38:21 No.35874588 Report

Quoted By: >>35874593 >>35877764 >>35878137 >>35880634

>>35874550
They really are. Can't find the artist though, and I only have one more pic.
It's NSFW though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 05:39:29 No.35874593 Report

Quoted By: >>35874652

>>35874588
Is it vore?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 05:50:15 No.35874652 Report

Quoted By: >>35874679 >>35880634

>>35874593
Nah, it's just like this without the censor bar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 05:56:55 No.35874679 Report

Quoted By:

>>35874652
I never knew how much I wanted fatty celesteela until i saw these images

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 06:00:17 No.35874703 Report

Quoted By:

>>35873929
I'm not usually a huge fan of fatshit but something about a girl struggling to close a dress or corset because of her belly really gets to me.
Celesteela being my waifu isnt helping

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 06:09:53 No.35874774 Report

Quoted By:

>>35868000
the legend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 06:20:54 No.35874799 Report

Quoted By: >>35875444 >>35875449 >>35875458 >>35875459 >>35877836 >>35877850

>>35868013
UBs are a fucking breath of fresh air to the franchise. They’re an amazing concept that people don’t credit GF enough for having the balls to do. We all speculated about visiting other planets in Pokémon half jokingly but now we can actually do it ACROSS dimensions. Think about how Pokémon could literally branch off on two separate factions of Pokémon; aliens and the ones here in our dimension.

If this wasn’t fucking amazing to you, you’re honestly insatiable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 10:06:38 No.35875444 Report

Quoted By:

>>35874799
>They’re an amazing concept
Therein lies the problem, though. The concept is pretty great, whereas the execution leaves a lot to be desired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 10:11:01 No.35875449 Report

Quoted By:

>>35874799
>for having the balls to do.

How absolutely ballsy of them to try and fail yet again. Truly the unsung heroes of our lifetimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 10:12:42 No.35875458 Report

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>>35874799
>We all speculated about visiting other planets in Pokémon
Never have I thought that. Why the fuck would I want to visit other planets when Gamefreak can't even put multiple regions in games outside of Gen 2 and the remakes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 10:13:41 No.35875459 Report

Quoted By:

>>35874799
i'd rather be insatiable than a shameless asskisser

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 17:54:47 No.35877764 Report

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>>35874588
when will he return my brothers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 18:03:31 No.35877836 Report

Quoted By:

>>35874799
The concept was amazing, and the designs are too.
I just wish they did more with it.
They have the balls to do something as crazy as that, but not the willpower to elaborate on it. Guzzlord's was the only one that was on par.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 18:05:39 No.35877850 Report

Quoted By: >>35877909 >>35877918 >>35882445

>>35874799
Yeah, “planets”. Sure, anon. UBs and the dimension gimmick shit were a mistake. Hopefully they’re retconned out of existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 18:14:40 No.35877909 Report

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>>35877850
Sorry, kid. They have official National Dex numbers. Poipole is on more merch than the average Gen 2+ Pokémon. They're here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 18:15:40 No.35877918 Report

Quoted By:

>>35877850
>retconning out Pokemon species
I wouldn't even wish that on Volcanion and I truly revile that abomination's design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 18:48:59 No.35878137 Report

Quoted By: >>35878950

>>35874588
not the artist but i found the rest of the pictures
https://imgur.com/a/ygGay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 19:27:08 No.35878445 Report

Quoted By:

>>35868047
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 19:30:28 No.35878467 Report

Quoted By:

>>35868047
sauce

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 20:34:23 No.35878950 Report

Quoted By:

>>35878137
God fucking bless, this is perfection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 20:40:22 No.35878985 Report

Quoted By: >>35878995

>>35867999
i still think the arm things look like weird dildos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 20:42:18 No.35878995 Report

Quoted By:

>>35878985
I want her to shove her arms things up my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 21:04:37 No.35879132 Report

Quoted By: >>35879483

so are the little things on the bottom of her arms fingers or is the top of them supposed to be her hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Jun 2018 21:58:19 No.35879483 Report

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>>35879132
The little things on the boosters are roots, the plating shaves off when the Celesteela takes flight.
When it's pissed off in refresh the top is used to point at you though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 00:58:10 No.35880634 Report

Quoted By: >>35882405

>>35873929
>>35874588
>>35874652

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 09:43:17 No.35882405 Report

Quoted By: >>35882414

>>35880634
>literally the only chubby celesteela art in existence
I seriously might commission somebody

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 09:49:52 No.35882414 Report

Quoted By: >>35882434

>>35882405
If you commission me I will draw you the most delightfully chubby celesteela in existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 09:56:21 No.35882434 Report

Quoted By: >>35882519

>>35882414
I mean sure do you have a comiss.io or something where I can look at your rates?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 09:59:18 No.35882445 Report

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>>35877850
They already retconned your brain out of existence and look where it led you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 10:27:46 No.35882519 Report

Quoted By: >>35882535 >>35882622

>>35882434
i don't have anything like that but i'll work for whatever rates you deem apt, where can i hit you up to show some examples?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 10:33:39 No.35882535 Report

Quoted By: >>35882619 >>35882622

>>35882519
Steam is The Man The Nozzle
Kik is mrmolotovnik
All else fails fuck it I'll drop my cell what's the worst that happens, some anon blows me up for 10 seconds before I block his number?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:02:17 No.35882619 Report

Quoted By:

>>35882535
alright i messaged you, looking forward to making something beautiful with you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:02:56 No.35882622 Report

Quoted By: >>35882626

>>35882535
>>35882519
Also if you searched steam and didnt find it try again I had to fix something
I was high af when I made that post ofc I dont want anons to have my cell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Jun 2018 11:04:36 No.35882626 Report

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>>35882622
haha that's fine man i'm sure you're lovely but i don't wanna text you. hit you up on kik.

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