ARA HORR UP PUREEZU
*removes battle frontier in ORAS*
SO HORR UP HORR UP
*puts Ohmori in charge of SM*
HORR UP
*region distributes pokemon*
YU BE SEIN
*remakes Kanto again*
YO HORR UP YU TURAINA SEI
*replaces Blue with a basedboy*
GOMENNASAI HORR UP HORR UP
*treats kids like they're braindead*
SO HORR UP I AMMU
*removes all non gen 1 pokemon*
SO YU SEIN THAT
*adds 5000 cutscenes*
SO YU TERRIN ME
*removes bicycle and safari zone*
I AMMU
*delays gen 8 to 2019*
SOME
*grows increasingly out of touch*
OVERRATED
*ages 20 in 5 years*
HACK N
*ruins Pokémon*
SHIIIIIEEEEEEETT????