But I am a man of my word. By coming onto this board, you have a sworn duty to catch them all. It is your job. This means buying the Pokeball to obtain Mew is necessary, I'm sorry it had to be this way. Someday, though, a hero might come along to save us from the reign of horrible, cash grab games. I have my eye out for that 2019 switch game, which seems promising enough, but I don't have my hopes up. Good luck to you, /vp/, on your travels throughout the board.

>literally the most cancerous thing i've ever written
>but i'm still buying the pokeball because autism reigns supreme on this board