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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 04:34:42 No.35930193 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35930199 >>35930316 >>35930348 >>35930702 >>35931414

>ywn take baby kanga from its mothers pouch and beat the living shit out of it
jdimsa ;____;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 04:35:46 No.35930199 Report

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>>35930193
Thats my fetish ayyy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 04:56:50 No.35930300 Report

Quoted By: >>35930320 >>35930401 >>35930406 >>35930418 >>35930421 >>35931428 >>35931680 >>35931807

I do get this weird urge sometimes to hurt something really fragile, or like scream as loud as I can during the minute of silence or something, just that wild urge to break a social norm

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:02:02 No.35930316 Report

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>>35930193
Wait, is that fucking blood? on my fucking western cartoon made by 4kids? I'M FUCKING GONNA SUE THOSE FUCKERS AND MAKE SURE THEY GO FUCKING BANKRUPT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:03:43 No.35930320 Report

Quoted By: >>35931680

>>35930300
Me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:10:01 No.35930348 Report

Quoted By: >>35930393 >>35931128

>>35930193
>beat it
>not fuck it
Not that I'm proud.
honestly, I don't know which action is worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:22:55 No.35930393 Report

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>>35930348

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:26:09 No.35930401 Report

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>>35930300
That's normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:27:14 No.35930406 Report

Quoted By: >>35931680

>>35930300
Your not alone anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:28:54 No.35930418 Report

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>>35930300
MOMS GONNA FREAK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 05:29:44 No.35930421 Report

Quoted By: >>35931680

>>35930300
It's one of those things that everyone feels but no one talks about because it'd be weird and only a low functioning autist would actually act on that urge

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 06:36:19 No.35930702 Report

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>>35930193
Audino

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 08:44:35 No.35931128 Report

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>>35930348
You beat the shit out of it with your dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 08:53:00 No.35931170 Report

Quoted By: >>35931669 >>35931674

I want to hug and nurse the baby to health and then give it back to its mommy so they can be together forever and ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 10:26:07 No.35931414 Report

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>>35930193
Is he okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 10:32:24 No.35931428 Report

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>>35930300
That's what it's like to be a failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:12:30 No.35931669 Report

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>>35931170
And then beat the shit out of it again, right in front of the mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:13:46 No.35931674 Report

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>>35931170
I want to be that baby kanga

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:15:39 No.35931680 Report

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>>35930421
>>35930406
>>35930401
>>35930320
>>35930300

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:38:03 No.35931749 Report

Quoted By: >>35931754

>>35931669
>implying that the mother won't mega punch your ass
>>35931674
H-Hehe...so Anon here wants to be a wittle baby? Babies should be wearing cute little diapers, not browse internet forums. :3
*pats your butt*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:40:06 No.35931754 Report

Quoted By: >>35931762 >>35931771

>>35931749
After I beat the shit out of the baby right in front of the mother, I'll fuck the shit out of the mother right in front of the baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:41:42 No.35931762 Report

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>>35931754
and then you will beat the baby again right in front of the mother and his new brother---lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:44:55 No.35931771 Report

Quoted By: >>35931778

>>35931754
You're a really naughty Anon, aren't you? I think it's time for me to punish you, hehe. :3c
*puts you in your bed without any toys for you to play*
Now you have no choice but to play with mommy~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:46:56 No.35931778 Report

Quoted By: >>35931798

>>35931771
I'm the first anon dickhead, not the infantile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:54:23 No.35931798 Report

Quoted By: >>35931824

>>35931778
Aw, wittle baby thinks he's a big boy now huh? Well, big boys shouldn't be wearing pink diapers like yours~ *takes off your diaper, revealing your plump little butt* :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:57:51 No.35931807 Report

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>>35930300
I actually don't know this feel and I wish I did not read this post because it may corrupt me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:04:02 No.35931824 Report

Quoted By: >>35931835

>>35931798
*Torrent of shit erupts from between my asscheeks, its ferocity ripping your head clean from your shoulders*
Oopsie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:07:06 No.35931835 Report

Quoted By: >>35931856

>>35931824
*tentacles come out from where my head was ripped off, gently placing my head in its spot as my flesh regrows*
Hehe, you made a big mess, didn't you? *giggles* Big boys should clean up after themselves~ *grabs you by the collar and uses your mouth as a poop vacuum cleaner by smashing your face into the ground*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:10:10 No.35931856 Report

Quoted By: >>35931878

>>35931835
*I transform into a bear*
"You are going to become very sorry for your actions, brother"
*Tear off both of your arms with my bear hands and eviscerate your internal organs with the machine guns that come out of my eyes*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:13:22 No.35931878 Report

Quoted By: >>35931893 >>35931925

>>35931856
*as you tear my body apart my head bursts to open to reveal my true form*
" I was a Power Ranger all along and this body was merely my Megazord, you fool! Now, face my anger!"
*cuts you down where you stand with my flaming sword of superdeath, cooking your flesh before I dig into your tender loins*

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:14:38 No.35931890 Report

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fantastic thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:15:02 No.35931893 Report

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>>35931878
O-Oops, I forgot to add a cute emoji, s-sorry. :3c

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:16:44 No.35931900 Report

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put me in le screencap XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:19:06 No.35931925 Report

Quoted By: >>35931941

>>35931878
*My ascended form emerges from my mortal corpse, an ethereal fighter jet made out of lasers*
"Now you are very wrong, I will make you pay for what you have did"
*Eradicates you on a molecular level with the railcannon that erupts from my fighter jet cock, dispersing you into a plume of sub-atomic particles*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:23:49 No.35931941 Report

Quoted By: >>35931964

>>35931925
*as I degrade into a cloud of sub-atomic particles, my true power level seeps through*
"You foolish imbecile, do you not realize the power you have given me?"
*collides two of my particles, unlocking the true power of the Higgs boson with which I create a black hole within your puny little asshole which sucks you into yourself*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:25:18 No.35931949 Report

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*teleports into this thread*
HEY GUYS, WUS' HAPPENIN'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:27:50 No.35931964 Report

Quoted By: >>35931976 >>35932032

>>35931941
*By absorbing the power of the black hole inside of my anus, I ascend further into Mega Shitting Bear Jet Level 2*
"Those was a good attempt brother, but now, I must give you my vengence"
*Sucks you into the black hole inside of my anus while dabbing tremendously*

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:28:15 No.35931967 Report

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>this whole thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:30:34 No.35931976 Report

Quoted By: >>35932026

>>35931964
*its a hologram*

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:31:19 No.35931980 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:40:31 No.35932026 Report

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>>35931976
What a wild ride

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:41:50 No.35932032 Report

Quoted By: >>35932051

>>35931964
*whilst travelling within the depths of your anal vortex I find...your mom*
Care to explain, brother bear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:45:59 No.35932051 Report

Quoted By: >>35932070

>>35932032
"This is what your actions have wrought, brother. Our own mother has become an evil witch hellbent on destroying all of the multiverse. But if we fight her together, we might be able to restore what is right"
*Grabs you on the hand, expressing my willingness to do battle at your side*
"No homo btw"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 13:48:42 No.35932070 Report

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>>35932051
"I...I see. It was naught but my own selfishness that had brought this upon the world."
*squeezes your butt*
"Let's do it brother. For her, the world...and for us."

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