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Quoted By: >>35950366 >>35950395 >>35950491
Is there a Pokemon that has a shittier life than Paras/Parasect?
>born infected with a fungus that will take control of you
>evolution reduces you to nothing more than a shambling zombie who exists solely to sustain the mushroom
>this can never be prevented or avoided
>as if that wasn't bad enough be a total shitmon with a bst that just barely goes above 400 and slow as shit
>Grass/Bug
>Grass/Bug with Dry Skin
>lost signature move generations ago and is probably the worst user of it
>doomed to suffer both in-game and in-universe
>born infected with a fungus that will take control of you
>evolution reduces you to nothing more than a shambling zombie who exists solely to sustain the mushroom
>this can never be prevented or avoided
>as if that wasn't bad enough be a total shitmon with a bst that just barely goes above 400 and slow as shit
>Grass/Bug
>Grass/Bug with Dry Skin
>lost signature move generations ago and is probably the worst user of it
>doomed to suffer both in-game and in-universe
