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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:36:28 No.35983695 View View Reply Original Report

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Should function as obvious propaganda.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:37:28 No.35983703 Report

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I was thinking of having the fire type starter emulate an SS officer but it would end up either fire/dark or fire/fighting, neither which I want

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:37:50 No.35983708 Report

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Women automatically lose.
No black people.
Literally no one with a different shade of skin.
Everyone starts with Gumshoos or Yungoos holding a shed shell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:38:33 No.35983714 Report

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>>35983708
Hero dressed in trad german clothing
Villains are obvious jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:42:48 No.35983752 Report

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>>35983695
Pokemon Clover.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:45:52 No.35983800 Report

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>>35983708
Different NPCs have increased or decreased A.I. depending on skin tone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:46:44 No.35983811 Report

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>>35983800
One gym is a concentration camp where you kill jews with your pokemon instead of battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:54:16 No.35983865 Report

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"Gas" is super effective against the jew type

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 01:58:42 No.35983901 Report

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>>35983865
Weezing evolves into Zyklon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:00:38 No.35983916 Report

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>>35983695
>creating character
>pick female
>3 hours of you just sitting at your house doing housework

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:01:13 No.35983924 Report

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>>35983916
> still better than gen 6/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:02:27 No.35983932 Report

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>>35983924
>Gen 6 has both housework and pokemon
Objectively wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:03:59 No.35983943 Report

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The player believes a shady but powerful organization is working to destroy the world and hes the one who can save it, but it turns out hes just retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:04:22 No.35983944 Report

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>>35983695
>pokemon centers are not only not free but also expensive as fuck
>walking into the trainer school costs 30000 pokedollars, must take a loan if you don't have them
>lots of npcs talking about how some pokemon are naturally better than others and that bad things happen when you try to rely on the lesser species
>evil team are the jews

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:07:18 No.35983960 Report

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>>35983695
Whenever trainers spot you, they start rambling on about zionist conspiracies and showing you crime statistics instead of battling you

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:09:35 No.35983979 Report

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>>35983695
all women have feminine penises

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:10:20 No.35983982 Report

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>>35983695
Delete

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:12:24 No.35983999 Report

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>>35983982

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:43:53 No.35984202 Report

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>player complain about white pokétrainers genocide to every NPC
>you have to collect al poké redpills to convince pokémon to join you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:49:54 No.35984241 Report

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the trainers are jews, the pokemon are white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:54:53 No.35984270 Report

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let's start creating pokemon i'll start
name: adolf hitler(i wanted to come up with something more original but couldn't)
type:poison/dark
ability: blitzkrieg
bombs opponents pokemon and places them in a box labeled "concentration camp"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:55:28 No.35984275 Report

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>>35984270
>>35984270
wow, creative

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:57:46 No.35984290 Report

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Main character is no longer saying "Yes" and "No". These options got replaced by "Based and Redpilled" and "Not Based".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 02:57:55 No.35984292 Report

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>>35983695
You can only play as a white male

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:03:27 No.35984319 Report

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>>35983703
I like how it's the typing that bothers you, not the SS bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:04:19 No.35984323 Report

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Evil team steals Pokemon and uses them to commit crime, but they're also trying to take away everyone else's legally owned Pokemon so that nobody can fight back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:07:44 No.35984337 Report

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>>35984323
so team plasma then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:08:31 No.35984339 Report

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>>35984319
It's a nazi themed pokemon, I'm past my hangups.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:08:45 No.35984341 Report

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>>35983708
This, but the whole world is populated with nothing but Aryan men. No women. No other races, ethnocities, or religions. Just Aryan men. That way, with everyone else out of the picture, they can all have endless buttsex with each other just like all of them secretly want irl.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:09:03 No.35984343 Report

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This is your obligatory starter. Legendary box is some weird green Frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:19:31 No.35984397 Report

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>>35983695
>Region is completely homogeneous society based off of Japan (No Blacks, Whites, Jews, Mexicans, West Asians, or Arabs)
>Mother is a stay at home mother and the father usually is busy at work
>Villian is either a nihilistic team trying to use the new Space/Time legendaries to end the universe or Envirnmental Terrorists using some new Weather Trio to reform the land
>Elderly everywhere and all of them are wholesome
>One household shows a large family many different generations from grandparents to kids instead of 9 kids on welfare with them battling you one at a time after the electric gym

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:25:57 No.35984455 Report

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>>35983708
>No black people.
>Literally no one with a different shade of skin.

There has to be black or brown people because otherwise there would be no villain. That's boring as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 03:47:14 No.35984606 Report

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>>35983695
>china and jews are evil team
>trump is champion
>pepe/kek legend
>igor bogdanav is the professor
> you have a poke gear like Gen 2 so you can make the call
>protagonists are a browno who thinks he is white and a fat white girl
> tons of conspiracy shit in the books and stuff on shelves taken straight from wikileaks emails
>the rival is /mlp/ is like silver where starts bad and becomes an ally by the end
The plot twist is "" when you defeat isreal/ China and continue on to the elite 4 you have a sense of having finally stopping all the deception. You climb the ranks of the elite 4 and face your hero trump who has helped out through the game like lance. He opens by congratulating you for your patriotism then pulls out the rug from your player by revealing he is an honorary Israelite. He controlled both sides like 4d chess just to lead you to this point. He explains you didn't destroy the enemy you just made them the victim. No matter if you win or lose the plan will continue and you were the perfect pawn. The the end credits plays like in gold and silver. Only for you to spawn back in your house at the computer to start the post game. ""

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 04:40:46 No.35984876 Report

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a pokemon whos just a communist flag
name:comrade
type:red
ability:communism: all pokemon get equal stats equal istems equal moves

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 04:55:44 No.35984967 Report

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>>35983695
Since you are going full pol...

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 04:57:51 No.35984983 Report

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>>35983708
>No Black People
>Women automatically lose
Sounds like Pre-Gen 5 to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 04:58:38 No.35984984 Report

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>>35984967
A

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 05:27:07 No.35985178 Report

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@35984967
let her die

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