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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 15:28:56 No.35987668 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>35987827 >>35987857 >>35987864 >>35987865 >>35988156 >>35988166

If you had Pokémon IRL, which one would you show a girl to impress her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 15:30:39 No.35987678 Report

Quoted By: >>35987680 >>35987697 >>35987898 >>35987909 >>35987946

Why would you still want a girl if you have an IRL pokeman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 15:31:09 No.35987680 Report

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>>35987678
fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 15:31:09 No.35987681 Report

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Magikarp, because I’m a fucking loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 15:34:11 No.35987697 Report

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>>35987678
Because if you play your cards right, you could have both, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 15:58:51 No.35987827 Report

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>>35987668
My big and hard Onix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:00:27 No.35987840 Report

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>implying I would care about women then
>implying I wouldn't be having a relationship with my female pokémon
?????????????????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:03:28 No.35987857 Report

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>>35987668
Aegislash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:04:14 No.35987864 Report

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>>35987668
my long Steelix

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:04:20 No.35987865 Report

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>>35987668
I'd show her my hot bangin jynx and claim her heart with the jealousy card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:08:48 No.35987887 Report

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>Have I told you about my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:11:08 No.35987898 Report

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>>35987678
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:13:01 No.35987909 Report

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>>35987678
fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:17:02 No.35987927 Report

Quoted By: >>35988156

All the girls will daww for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:22:08 No.35987946 Report

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Aggron

>>35987678
Because real girls are superior to any kind of animal, be it real or fictional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 16:35:27 No.35987994 Report

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>>35987887
Good post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 17:08:39 No.35988156 Report

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>>35987668
Ditto, I would have it transformed into the best wingman ever.
either that or something like >>35987927
alternatively, skip the impress part and just use an hypno

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 17:09:54 No.35988166 Report

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>>35987668
Diglett
at least i'm honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 17:21:22 No.35988232 Report

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Hypno
Need I say more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jun 2018 17:27:12 No.35988275 Report

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6 Machokes and then we'd show the lady the way to the bed.

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