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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:07:48 No.35990681 View View Reply Original Report

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DID YOU WASH YOUR PEEPEE TODAY /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:09:51 No.35990694 Report

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>>35990681
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:10:28 No.35990696 Report

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>>35990681
Hi daddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:12:22 No.35990704 Report

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>>35990681
everyday sir, wanna taste it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:14:06 No.35990712 Report

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>>35990681
Love

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:14:12 No.35990716 Report

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yes, i did

believe that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:23:05 No.35990759 Report

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Of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:28:59 No.35990802 Report

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>>35990681
twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:31:30 No.35990821 Report

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Uhh yeah? Good hygiene is important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:31:43 No.35990824 Report

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>>35990681
why do you care, /asp/?

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:38:47 No.35990873 Report

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I don't need to because I'm circumcised.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:43:38 No.35990898 Report

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>>35990873
I hope you aren't serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:45:43 No.35990907 Report

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>>35990873
Oh gosh, i can smell it from here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:51:34 No.35990929 Report

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>>35990873
Based filthyposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:53:10 No.35990942 Report

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>>35990873
Shrimp odor jew

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:53:59 No.35990950 Report

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>>35990873
jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:54:02 No.35990951 Report

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>>35990681

BASED BRAUN BULLYING /vp/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:54:20 No.35990954 Report

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>>35990681
This is not a pokemon Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 00:59:20 No.35990981 Report

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>>35990873
You're the reason smash bro competitions smell so bad

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 01:02:14 No.35990994 Report

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>>35990824
You're one of our colonies of course. We have to care.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 01:03:48 No.35991002 Report

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>go a few days not washing
>cum then let it dry up all over my dick
>wake up next morning and take a whiff of self

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 01:30:47 No.35991139 Report

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>>35990873
same

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:29:47 No.35991499 Report

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t b h family I hope Braun is able to beat Brock for the universal title

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:33:44 No.35991523 Report

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>>35990873
The foreskin has a moisturizing and protective function. Dry and sick skin can easily be attacked by bad bacteria and fungus. If anything, you need to clean yourself even better than uncircumsiued people. Do you really think the foreskin exists for no reason? Everything exists for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:37:36 No.35991552 Report

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>>35990681
No, it's not my shower day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:41:22 No.35991569 Report

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>>35990681
why woukd i

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:41:27 No.35991572 Report

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>>35991002
How can you love the smell of something so disgusting? You are smelling the bacteria who eat your cum and then shit all over your penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:41:31 No.35991573 Report

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>>35991002
>go a few days not washing
how can you not take shower at least once a day? literally WTF, that's so disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:41:38 No.35991574 Report

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>tfw uncircumcised
>tfw tip is way to sensitive to be washed
Help me bros, how do you wash cock without super sensitivity from stopping you, im scared about the future of my benis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:43:39 No.35991582 Report

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>>35991574
Is your foreskin too tight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:45:10 No.35991589 Report

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>>35991582i can probably manage to pull it back but I am worried of ripping it alone

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:47:43 No.35991606 Report

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>>35991574
You must have +18 to post in here. Do you have phimosis? If yes, you need to go to the doctor. If not, expose your glans and wash it in the shower everyday till it doesn't hurt anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:48:02 No.35991609 Report

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>>35990681
Yeah, wanna ride it? It'll make your fatass tremble in pleasure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:49:47 No.35991618 Report

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>>35991574
It’s like when you have to shower and there is no cold water. You just do it.

>>35991589
You pull back as far as it will go and a little bit. That’s it, it will stretch over time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:50:20 No.35991621 Report

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>>35991589
Don't pull it back if it hurts. If doesn't work properly you will only damage it. I have tight foreskin too and can't pull it all over the head. Fapping was always hurt a bit because I fapped by twisting my foreskin in all kinds of directions, but as soon as I started to pull the foreskin up and down (only so far that it steel feels good) my penis feels a lot better. I can also pull it back a bit more but still not completely. I just fapped wrong all the years.

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:50:50 No.35991625 Report

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>>35991618
*no hot water

fucking dead as shit brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:52:52 No.35991641 Report

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>>35991606
Plus, if you keep like this, i'll never be able to do sex. Not washing your penis can cause a lot of diseases, even cancer, most of the cases they take the penis off or parts of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:54:47 No.35991653 Report

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>>35991606
You can have phimosis as a adult too. My doctor once told me there are over 90 year old people with phimosis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 02:56:17 No.35991666 Report

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>>35991653
they also have microdick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 03:03:22 No.35991714 Report

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>>35991589
DO NOT pull it back if it hurts. Depending on your case you can try everyday to pull it back on a hot shower till you make it or this can make your foreskin even thighter. I had phimosis (i could expose just the size of a blueberry), but everyday i washed my penis using the handheld shower and hot (not too hot) water, also i had A LOT of crazy sex that time, after like a month, i was cured (i was around 18 that time)

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 03:06:44 No.35991735 Report

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>>35990681
I'll take a shower when you get a clue, pinhead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 03:09:46 No.35991767 Report

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>>35991714
I forgot to say, my handheld shower was just the size of a blueberry, so i always put it inside my foreskin, between my glans and my foreskin. Sometimes, when dirty my foreskin became like a water balloon, but when smegma was gone, the water could make its way out of my foreskin.
>Do not let the water go inside your uretra

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 03:32:36 No.35991868 Report

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>>35990954
someone should make a Pokemon version of Braun. Ursaring/Beartic would be perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jun 2018 04:01:44 No.35991995 Report

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>>35990681
Yes, actually I tried rubbing my peepee but some white stuff came out :( oops!

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