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Quoted By: >>36018351 >>36018519 >>36019161
Okay /vp/ I’m really fucking pissed, help calm me down.
>be me
>really fucking hot at night so can’t sleep
>finally do
>have a dream about Pokemon
>these like zombies or possessed humans start attacking us
>this girl is trying to escape them, by climbing higher and ever higher up some tower
>there’s this giant friendly monster like a Evangelion helping this girl and killing them, but this helps spread whatever disease it is like in Prototype 2
>monsters stop attacking us, just stand still now
>helping my family move all our important tools so we can move to our safe house in our woods which we have in this dream
>my brother had ordered Ultra Sun the day before this apocalypse broke out
>he was Amazon’s last successful next day delivery
>but rather than ultra sun he got the next gen of Pokemon, but it’s for 3ds still somehow
>he’s lying in our garage just below the garage door so it’s like a guillotine
>ask him why he’s doing that
>he says he’s spoilt Pokemon for himself
>shows me the map, looks a lot like England, except Scotland has been cut off and the southern coast has been damaged a lot, with far more of the Channel being Seawater now
>quickly go to toilet because this excitement weakens my bladder
>my brother goes into the front room with the rest of my family, my dad, my mum, and my oldest brother
>tell my brother that if that was our world we really would need to move inland
>he hands me the game cart
>try loading it in to my 3dsXL
>doesn’t go because wrong way
>rotate 90^o still doesn’t go in because I was putting the hard plastic edge in first
>try rotating it 180 but whilst I’m doing that my bro says he showed the family
>I have gone from being the 2nd person to see Gen 8 to the 5th person
>don’t even bother putting game in, just autistically screech
>screech so loudly I wake myself up from my dream
>be me
>really fucking hot at night so can’t sleep
>finally do
>have a dream about Pokemon
>these like zombies or possessed humans start attacking us
>this girl is trying to escape them, by climbing higher and ever higher up some tower
>there’s this giant friendly monster like a Evangelion helping this girl and killing them, but this helps spread whatever disease it is like in Prototype 2
>monsters stop attacking us, just stand still now
>helping my family move all our important tools so we can move to our safe house in our woods which we have in this dream
>my brother had ordered Ultra Sun the day before this apocalypse broke out
>he was Amazon’s last successful next day delivery
>but rather than ultra sun he got the next gen of Pokemon, but it’s for 3ds still somehow
>he’s lying in our garage just below the garage door so it’s like a guillotine
>ask him why he’s doing that
>he says he’s spoilt Pokemon for himself
>shows me the map, looks a lot like England, except Scotland has been cut off and the southern coast has been damaged a lot, with far more of the Channel being Seawater now
>quickly go to toilet because this excitement weakens my bladder
>my brother goes into the front room with the rest of my family, my dad, my mum, and my oldest brother
>tell my brother that if that was our world we really would need to move inland
>he hands me the game cart
>try loading it in to my 3dsXL
>doesn’t go because wrong way
>rotate 90^o still doesn’t go in because I was putting the hard plastic edge in first
>try rotating it 180 but whilst I’m doing that my bro says he showed the family
>I have gone from being the 2nd person to see Gen 8 to the 5th person
>don’t even bother putting game in, just autistically screech
>screech so loudly I wake myself up from my dream
