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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 00:39:27 No.36027962 View View Reply Original Report

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Take a look in the mirror. Consider your outfit, your personality, your physique.
You are actually the gjinka version of a new pokemon. What is it and what is its typing/stats/dex entry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 01:42:27 No.36028401 Report

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>>36027962
>Ghost/Poison-
Mainly disconnected from reality most of the time, can end up being toxic and enjoys fucking with people. I'm also pretty crafty and don't mind doing something demeaning to win (like toxic stalling).
>Design
I guess it would have to be purple, since I like wearing that. Maybe it would be based off a cobra, I like goodies and reptiles, and they're venomous.
>Stats
Maybe some high special defence, I have a good mental fortitude, maybe some good special attack, I dunno. I'd probably rely on status wearing down the opponent over time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 01:43:31 No.36028409 Report

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>>36028401
Hoodies* whoops

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:01:40 No.36028505 Report

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Camo/military themed Pokemon. High hp, defense, and speed. Probably ground/grass type.

Porcupine themed, rapid spin. Probably Rough Skin/Infiltrator as abilities.

They'd wage war on predator Pokemon in units. Probably a 2 stage evolution, one that's smaller and pretty weak but is usually in a small group, one that's leader tier that stands on both legs and has markings that look like face camo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:03:50 No.36028513 Report

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>>36028401
>>36028505
>they actually did this and sound exactly like the kind of retard /vp/ would attract
hahaha this is so fucking autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:05:49 No.36028528 Report

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>>36028513
I really want to say something witty in response that would disprove what you said but you've really hit the nail on that one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:06:50 No.36028532 Report

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>>36028513
Meh, I hardly ever use /vp/, just got distracted trying to find someone to help me evolve a few trade mons. I'm in the Army and this thread reminded me of the lack of military themed Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:07:58 No.36028539 Report

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I'm from a richfag family in NYC who dresses with shitty combinations of usually neutral colors in expensive clothing. So I'm already a Unova Pokémon and not a fakemon gijinka. Feels bad, man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:08:22 No.36028544 Report

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>>36028513
I bet you never got laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:09:44 No.36028550 Report

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>>36027962
middle stage between snorlax and munchlax

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:09:47 No.36028552 Report

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I'm naked right now. What am I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:12:24 No.36028559 Report

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>>36028552
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 02:13:19 No.36028566 Report

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>>36028559
T-thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 03:27:41 No.36028839 Report

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Snorlax is already a pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 03:36:07 No.36028872 Report

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Fairy/Psychic
End-stage Munna/Drowzee-alike sleep based pokemon based off a dreamcatcher. High speed and def but low attack.

Popular in nurseries for those with small children, this gentle pokemon feeds on nightmares, leaving behind only restful sleep.

I'd train one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:34:25 No.36029463 Report

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Zigzagoon because I'm an ADHD addled mess who can't get their household chores done without flip-flopping between tasks like a million times.
Meetings at work are the worst, I fidget constantly and my mind wanders after about 8 seconds of trying my damndest to pay attention. Really should set up a neurologist appointment and get it checked out for once, never bothered before but better late than never I suppose

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:39:14 No.36029482 Report

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Alright /vp/, what is my typing/stats/dex entry?
>outfit
Preppy with floral designs
>personality
Quiet unless spoken too
>physique
People have commented whether I play sports, so I assume fit and somewhat muscular

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:39:43 No.36029486 Report

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>>36029463
Oh, didn't even read the "new Pokemon" bit, whoops. Guess that proves I'm a Zigza even more anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 06:42:20 No.36029497 Report

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>>36027962
a fast, slim fire/ice type waifumon with nothing else going for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 10:10:34 No.36030007 Report

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Dark-type cat with average defenses and low everything else that runs away the moment you encounter it in the wild. Has an unusually high amount of moves related to screaming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 11:27:59 No.36030197 Report

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>>36027962
you already posted it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 11:30:26 No.36030202 Report

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Right now I'm only rocking light blue boxer shorts so I guess I'm closest to Hitmontop right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 11:30:27 No.36030203 Report

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>>36027962
the virgin cubone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 12:55:19 No.36030447 Report

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>Poison/Electric
I'm pretty gross and spend most of my time on electric devices
>Design
I guess some small weasel thing,as people say I look like one
>Stats
I've been good at dealing with pain,so defensive. I'm weak and slow, so no attack or speed. I guess a special tank

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:12:28 No.36030496 Report

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>>36027962
>>36027962
A Water/Fairy fish thats white and brown and has stunfisk lips and can learn Double edge,all biting moves,High jump kick,lick,water spout,eruption,belly drum and explosion
Ability: Cute charm,Gluttony and
stats:
150
140
60
80
90
80

Dex entry: This Pokemon is often seen in the middle of the night looking for food,even if asleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:14:45 No.36030503 Report

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>>36029497
CELADON
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A
D
O
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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 13:41:57 No.36030610 Report

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Some kind of raccoon pokemon whose specialty is that he repurposes a lot of used garbage.
Type: Dark
Ability: 20% chance to restore a consumed or flung hold item; 20% chance to pickup the foe's consumed or flung item
Dewgong-tier stats to offset the OP ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 14:12:08 No.36030724 Report

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I'd probably be Ghost/Psychic.
Low stats based on my physique and personality. Defensive stats would probably be my best asset, but still nothing spectacular.
Considering I need stimulants to function normally and also enjoy psychedelics, I'd probably have some sort of Psychic variant of Overgrow/Torrent/Blaze, or maybe like a Psychic Flash Fire.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 15:21:34 No.36030959 Report

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im terrible at coming up with stats n shit so i thought id design it instead plus add stuff from my general aesthetic
but after i designed it i realized some things dont fit with the shit i usually wear so i changed a few things (added a long sleeve black shirt and white shoes)
so turns out im worse at designs than i thought
anyway heres the product
one of those useless pokémon people might find cute for some reason
(excuse spelling on both post and pic i cant write to save my life)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:56:02 No.36031575 Report

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What would mine be? I always wear a pullover hoodie with jeans and the colours are blue and black most of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 18:33:14 No.36031714 Report

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>>36030447
Forgot ability
Either
>Strong jaw
Nothing to do with my jaw, but my teeth are fucked up and its the only bite ability I can list off the top of my head
>Anger point
Anger issues and shit

HA
>Inner focus
As it's very rare for me to actually be focused on something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 18:46:36 No.36031782 Report

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>>36027962
>black slacks with plain black t-shirt and long, dark hair that several women have said they're jealous of
>depressing slacker with occasional manic episodes
>hungry skeleton
Pure Ghost. Moody and Defeatist as Abilities. Contrary as HA. Unremarkable stats, probably NFE. Dex entries about them pursuing different artistic goals but never being satisfied and being self sabotaging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 19:07:41 No.36031915 Report

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Ghost/Normal
I'm not too sure on stats and ability, but in terms of design it'd probably end up looking like something similar to Pangshi or a poor attempt at a mid-stage bear themed waifumon.
As for dex entry, something something about it feeding off of emotions and reactions for energy, and making the effected pokemon/human noticeably dull and weaker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 19:10:34 No.36031938 Report

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Braviary, duh.
Fine day to ask that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 19:33:28 No.36032092 Report

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>outfit
Dirty jeans and an old t-shirt from the 90s because I was just gardening
>personality
Somewhat quiet when relaxing, but I act more sociable and even a bit goofy at work because retail
>physique
Pretty decent due to biking around and bodyweight exercises, not bulky like Machamp lol
So I think I'd be a grass/fighting type that's pretty fast? Any ideas, m8s?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 19:52:57 No.36032179 Report

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A normal type porcupine, but it learns a bunch of psychic moves but doesn't have that type so it's useless and it doesn't learn spikes or toxic spikes for some fucking reason

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 20:17:57 No.36032340 Report

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 21:05:47 No.36032619 Report

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>Currently wearing red shirt, green shorts.
>Looking a bit unkempt because I haven't showered or done my hair yet.
>I'm fucking bored as shit and don't wanna leave my room because I don't want to deal with people.
>Pretty fit from work and exercise but I spend all of my free time playing with electronics.

Misanthropoke, the Dislike Pokemon
>Type: Fire/Electric
HP: 71
Attack: 62
Defense: 80
Sp. Atk: 139
Sp. Def: 80
Speed: 118
>Ability: Asocial - A random stat is lowered by 1 stage if there is another Pokemon on the field at the end of the turn. (After KOing a Pokemon, the next Pokemon is sent in at the start of the next turn. Get a KO and this ability doesn't fuck you, basically.)

>Misanthropoke very much dislike being disturbed. Since they often hide in abandoned houses, explorers may stumble upon them by accident. Luckily, they prefer to conserve energy and avoid attacking, so they only pose a threat if purposefully cornered.
>Misanthropoke are territorial, but they are also ambush predators that observe intruders before striking. They usually leave travelers that do not appear to be immediate threats alone, remaining in hiding to tend to their own devices.

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