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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:22:28 No.36031177 View View Reply Original Report

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Hypothetically speaking how is having sex with Sawk any different than a human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:25:35 No.36031182 Report

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Sawk is blue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:26:24 No.36031187 Report

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>>36031177
chromosome count

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:28:57 No.36031197 Report

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>>36031177
It’s not human, though. Its behaviors are like a caricature of a human martial artist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:30:41 No.36031207 Report

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You can't have sex with a pokemon, because sex doesn't exist in the pokemon world.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:31:39 No.36031212 Report

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>>36031207

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:34:18 No.36031221 Report

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>>36031212
Spinoffs don't count.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:35:39 No.36031225 Report

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>>36031221

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:38:09 No.36031236 Report

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>>36031177
It isn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:38:21 No.36031238 Report

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>>36031225
I didn't make the rules, YOU did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:40:56 No.36031251 Report

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>>36031177
It's like fucking a muppet in the arm hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:43:32 No.36031260 Report

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>>36031177
Same as sex with apes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:46:05 No.36031272 Report

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It's a kids' franchise. There is no sex!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:54:09 No.36031297 Report

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>>36031238
>You can't have sex with pokemon, because sex doesn't exist in the pokemon world
You didn't say anything about mainline or spin-offs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:55:42 No.36031306 Report

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>>36031297
I didn't have to. It was automatically given that only mainline exists. Again, you set the rule, I didn't.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 16:59:17 No.36031323 Report

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>>36031177
Most Pokemon seem to lay eggs and lack visible penises, so the most likely scenario is that all Pokemon have some kind of Cloaca where their genitals are hidden. Even if they look like mammals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:01:19 No.36031337 Report

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>>36031323
Totally hidden? That's bullshit and you know it. There are no genitals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:06:00 No.36031355 Report

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>>36031323
Mons don't have genitals they reproduce asexually, they aren't mammals, birds, insects, etc.
>>36031212
That's just a joke, and isn't actually true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:09:49 No.36031371 Report

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>>36031177
Sawk looks like he squeezes and likes to really get up close when making love

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:14:01 No.36031391 Report

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There IS a theory based on the Sinjoh Ruins scenario that instead of Pokémon doing the do, Arceus destroys the universe and creates it from scratch except with the egg in it every single time Pokémon reproduce.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:16:14 No.36031399 Report

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>>36031391
Doesn't mean that it refers to sex, so fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:26:00 No.36031443 Report

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>>36031177
you might lay eggs from that Sawk cawk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:26:51 No.36031446 Report

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>>36031391
That doesn't add up. Any pokemon should be able to reproduce with any other in that case. Is Arceus like YHWH and does things just because they feel like it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:40:41 No.36031512 Report

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>>36031446
The whole egg group and male and female things are just gameplay mechanics, anon.
mons are 100% asexual.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 17:51:16 No.36031560 Report

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>>36031512
Requires evidence outside of the breeding mechanic, then. This is the only evidence there is. Not enough to be substantial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 18:21:24 No.36031679 Report

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>>36031355
>moles
>not mammals
Their young drink their mother's milk, what do you think a mole would be? A reptile? And only mammals have true hair (no pycnofibers, feathers, or bug fuzz, TRUE hair), which moles do have, so that proves moles are mammals. And with no mammals being able to reproduce assexually, moles do reproduce sexually, and have genitals just like all other mammals.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 18:26:13 No.36031695 Report

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>>36031679
mons as in pokemon
Also only three pokemon actually produce milk and that's miltank, and the gogoat line which which means it's a thing unique to these mons.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 23:20:21 No.36033235 Report

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>>36031695
What's the third?

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 23:22:12 No.36033240 Report

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>>36033235
Gogoat evolution

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 23:33:13 No.36033290 Report

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>>36031177
No penis or vagina

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Anonymous Tue 03 Jul 2018 23:36:31 No.36033312 Report

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>>36031323
you are thinking to much into it

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 04:23:37 No.36034463 Report

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>>36031177
It's Fighting type. You might get an injury or two.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 05:09:32 No.36034671 Report

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>>36031512
But I saw a pic of a Charizard with his cock hanging out and cumming everywhere.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 05:10:34 No.36034672 Report

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>>36031695
Male Gogoat can produce milk. Which is actually cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 05:12:14 No.36034675 Report

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>>36031177
As long you call Sawk Bert and Throh Ernie

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Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 05:40:22 No.36034789 Report

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>>36031177
I bet this turns you on too faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 06:11:18 No.36034903 Report

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>>36031177
It'd be like fucking a stoney Muppet with tiny legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Jul 2018 13:53:02 No.36036516 Report

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>>36031212
Where did that come from

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