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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 14:09:55 No.36067162 View View Reply Original Report

I want to know who at GameFreak thought it was good idea to have a pheromone sex lizard as a Pokémon.

And I want to shake their hand and buy them a drink because they were 100% right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 14:11:22 No.36067167 Report

Quoted By: >>36067247

based OP
sex lizard is best lizard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 14:15:38 No.36067186 Report

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Damn right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 14:28:24 No.36067247 Report

Quoted By: >>36067662

>>36067167
I caught a shiny and she’s been a staple on my team ever since. So pretty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:34:15 No.36067536 Report

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These hips though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 15:59:06 No.36067662 Report

Quoted By: >>36067693

>>36067247

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:03:26 No.36067693 Report

Quoted By: >>36067963 >>36068014

>>36067662
>Salazzle is really possessive of her trainer, like they're part of Salazzle's harem
>they like to cover their trainer in their pheromones
>Salazzle trainers often look like they're in a trance, and tend to spoil Salazzle more than the rest of the team
>there's an old saying "You don't catch Salazzle, Salazzle catches you".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:15:56 No.36067780 Report

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>even the official art is like this
Must be hard to draw Salazzle and NOT draw her in a suggestive pose.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:46:22 No.36067963 Report

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>>36067693

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:57:05 No.36068014 Report

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>>36067693
I'd be 100% okay with that
>tfw no hot lizard gf to snuggle with while sleeping

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:57:16 No.36068016 Report

Quoted By: >>36068042 >>36068055 >>36071206

>>36067162
Why did they have to make it so fucking ugly though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 16:59:36 No.36068031 Report

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Never thought I'd see the words "reverse harem" in a Pokemon game

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:01:18 No.36068042 Report

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>>36068016

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:04:07 No.36068055 Report

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>>36068016
They didn't though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:06:27 No.36068067 Report

Quoted By: >>36068554

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:08:48 No.36068082 Report

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>>36067162
I actually like the sex lizard concept but Salazzle is kinda ugly imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:25:37 No.36068155 Report

Quoted By: >>36068160 >>36068187 >>36068847 >>36069004

What will happen if you have an entire team of Salazzle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:26:54 No.36068160 Report

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>>36068155
Pray at least one of them has Hidden Power Grass, Dark or Ice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:33:20 No.36068187 Report

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>>36068155
death by snu-snu but the biggest, widest shit-eating grin on your face while doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:42:19 No.36068239 Report

Quoted By: >>36068257 >>36068425 >>36068560

I can't be the only one who just thinks Salazzle is really cute.
Like she's 'jus really huggable desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:44:47 No.36068257 Report

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>>36068239
We can think both, when i'm not horny she's just cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:17:27 No.36068425 Report

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>>36068239
I like her both ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:44:25 No.36068554 Report

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>>36068067
*brrrraaaaap*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:45:53 No.36068560 Report

Quoted By: >>36068860

>>36068239
I like to think she's not really consciously aware of what she's doing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 19:57:13 No.36068847 Report

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>>36068155
theyd all be fighting over you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 19:59:20 No.36068860 Report

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>>36068560
Well it’s HA is Oblivious, so at least some aren’t aware.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:28:47 No.36069004 Report

Quoted By: >>36069026

>>36068155
They would try to assert who's the #1 salazzle. I'm not talking about using toxic or any other poison or fire type moves though. It's going to be by using double slap like they would for punishing salandits who don't bring them food. They would light their palms on fire and try to slap the shit out of their rivals in an effort to humiliate them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:31:54 No.36069026 Report

Quoted By: >>36069095 >>36069119

>>36069004
Why is she so tiny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:44:01 No.36069095 Report

Quoted By: >>36069102 >>36069147

>>36069026
You either get amazon or kobold m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:45:09 No.36069102 Report

Quoted By: >>36070802

>>36069095
My life is a lie

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:48:07 No.36069119 Report

Quoted By: >>36070315

>>36069026
I'm only 5'5", she perfect just as she is besides there's always Totem Salazzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:55:42 No.36069147 Report

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>>36069095
>totem salazzle will never bully you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 00:37:50 No.36070315 Report

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>>36069119
Totem Snu Snu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 01:57:40 No.36070802 Report

Quoted By: >>36070870

>>36069102
Why does everyone seem to imagine Salazzle as being so much bigger than she actually is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 02:07:44 No.36070870 Report

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>>36070802
Because mommy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 03:11:17 No.36071206 Report

Quoted By: >>36071696

>>36068016
Right? Haven't used one yet because the head is too weird instead of reptilian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 05:21:32 No.36071696 Report

Quoted By: >>36071722

>>36071206
Oh come on, it’s fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 05:27:47 No.36071722 Report

Quoted By: >>36073083

>>36071696
No it's too rounded like a human head but with a malformed hooked snout shaped like a beak rather than a snout. In addition the way it's attached is too narrow and further makes it look like a human wearing a snout over their mouth like a kid suctioning a cup to their face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 13:46:49 No.36073083 Report

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>>36071722
That’s a really weird description for Salazzle’s face. It looks nothing like that.

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