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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:34:18 No.36068193 View View Reply Original Report

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Your favorite Pokemon becomes real and obedient to you, but you must slowly walk through this without any sort of protection.

Would you do it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:36:26 No.36068206 Report

Quoted By: >>36068455

>>36068193
This is a bad thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:36:56 No.36068207 Report

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You'd get more answers asking this on >>>/f/acebook

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:38:04 No.36068211 Report

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>>36068193
Challenge accepted. I’ll do it naked, too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:39:38 No.36068219 Report

Quoted By: >>36068227

yeah, easy. just bang on the sides of the cars first, make yourself bigger and scarier than they think you are and they'll book. Then walk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:40:06 No.36068221 Report

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>>36068193
I don't know what kind of spiders are those, but if they are venomous then it wouldn't really be worth it. That many could probably kill a grown up human even if they wouldn't be able to do much harm alone. No point in having my waifu come to life if I'm ded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:40:53 No.36068226 Report

Quoted By: >>36068567

Spiders are harmless you fucking babies. I'll be taking my Ariados now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:40:55 No.36068227 Report

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>>36068219
>>36068221
dumb beta spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:41:02 No.36068230 Report

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>>36068221
They look like orb weavers, they’re big but completely harmless

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:41:06 No.36068231 Report

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>>36068193
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:41:45 No.36068236 Report

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>>36068221
>based spider-bro trying to save humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:43:08 No.36068244 Report

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>>36068193
Its just a bunch of spiders. I dont see the big deal, I mean, hardly any human actually dies from the most "dangerous" of spider bites, the potency of out venom is highly exaggerated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:50:25 No.36068288 Report

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>>36068193
I'd be too worried I accidentally hurt an innocent spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:53:11 No.36068312 Report

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>>36068221
Go away spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:55:21 No.36068325 Report

Quoted By: >>36068352 >>36068355

I wouldn't even if I like Lycanroc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 17:55:25 No.36068326 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:00:37 No.36068352 Report

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>>36068325
Not cool, give them back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:01:23 No.36068355 Report

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>>36068325
>furries are thieves
Checks out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:06:58 No.36068388 Report

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>>36068326
Try and stop me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:10:36 No.36068401 Report

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>>36068227
>>36068312
[angery spider noises]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:19:47 No.36068435 Report

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>>36068221
Spider-Jew

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:23:08 No.36068455 Report

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>>36068206
fpbp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:23:32 No.36068457 Report

Quoted By: >>36068516

>>36068193
No dice. The spiders aren't the problem, though. If I get one Pokémon, and that Pokémon is the only one in existence, then I'd have no way for that Pokémon to grow or bond with me. You'd have to make Pokémon real or give everyone their own teams. Otherwise, having a Pokémon would be no different than owning a funny-looking cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:25:04 No.36068467 Report

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>>36068193
I don't want an obedient waifu, I want to be obedient to my waifu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:26:53 No.36068479 Report

Quoted By: >>36068506

>>36068193
I'd probably die of a heart attack before spider bite venom as spiders as a big phobia of mine, but I would fucking do it for a chance to have a loyal pokemon friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:27:29 No.36068485 Report

Quoted By: >>36068493

i dont really want pokemon to be real but i would do it for money

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:29:26 No.36068493 Report

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>>36068485
>what is pay day

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:31:37 No.36068506 Report

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>>36068479
Like 1% of spiders can envenomate you negatively

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:34:01 No.36068516 Report

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>>36068457
>A funny looking cat
Or you know, a Dragon. Or a time traveling dinothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:37:14 No.36068527 Report

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>>36068221
>Race traitor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:37:58 No.36068531 Report

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>>36068227
I just don't want to hurt them anon. I love spiders, adopted it as my in-game name for years at this stage. Scaring them off is better than accidentally hurting one just to prove some abstract point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:38:59 No.36068536 Report

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So, the rules are no protection while going through it.
So i'd set up a big tub of water at the end of this, Go through, dive into the water, problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 18:49:59 No.36068567 Report

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>>36068226
Good luck at dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 19:03:52 No.36068629 Report

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>>36068221
Your venom isn't enough powerful, spider?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 19:06:32 No.36068639 Report

Quoted By: >>36068733

It's just a bunch of spiders. I don't see the big deal, I mean, hardly any human actually dies from even the most "dangerous" of spider bites, the potency of our venom is highly exaggerated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 19:27:26 No.36068705 Report

Quoted By: >>36069200

>>36068193
I can't spend any time with my Pokemon if I'm FUCKING DEAD, so no.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 19:34:21 No.36068733 Report

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>>36068639
>Our venom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 20:17:56 No.36068951 Report

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>>36068221
Thank you for the advice, spider

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 21:08:16 No.36069200 Report

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>>36068705
>Dying
Retard alert

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jul 2018 22:56:43 No.36069702 Report

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Yeah, I like spiders. I'd let them crawl all over me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Jul 2018 00:27:37 No.36070229 Report

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>>36068193
alright, I kill them with a bugspray and walk through once they are dead, you only denied me defensive protection, not proactive weapons

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