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>>36077937
>please post your personal secrets on a meticulously archived image board where your IP is being traced at all times
It must be so easy being a CIA nigger these days.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:15:14 No.36077971 Report

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>>36077937

When I was very young [11] I joined a chat channel with some very horny pokefags. I'm pretty sure a lot of them were way older than they said they were.

I was at that age where my puberty started getting into gear and I had already experimented with fappin'.

I lost my internet virginity very, very quickly in this community. To a Vulpix that claimed to be 15. I was her Trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:19:46 No.36077984 Report

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>>36077961

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:22:18 No.36077988 Report

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>>36077937
I lost to Evice on my first try

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:25:16 No.36077996 Report

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>>36077971

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:27:25 No.36078000 Report

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>>36077961

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:36:32 No.36078022 Report

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>>36077961
fagt
>>36077971
ew

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:39:28 No.36078029 Report

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:42:03 No.36078035 Report

Quoted By: >>36078046 >>36079706

>>36077937
I let my boss grab my bulge because he bought me pokemon sun lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:43:50 No.36078040 Report

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>>36077969
Surely the CIA cares about your most personal and embarassing POKEMON RELATED secret

Fucking newfriends cant even read a full single post. When are you going back to classes kiddo ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:44:22 No.36078043 Report

Quoted By: >>36078053 >>36078075

I want to fuck Lugia, get eaten by Lugia, impregnate Lugia, lovingly embrace Lugia, and turn into Lugia.
I want to die so bad because I know this shit will never be real and it'll haunt me for the rest of my life because I'm slowly losing interest with real women the more I fantasise about it. I don't want to turn into JustinRPG holy fuck. Please give me the sweet release.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:45:11 No.36078046 Report

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>>36078035
H-hot, t-tell more... *blushes*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:48:15 No.36078053 Report

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>>36078043
I have a similar infliction.
don't worry, when you find the right woman that won't matter
it'll still haunt you for the rest of your life though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 06:59:49 No.36078075 Report

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>>36078043
>Get a gf
>Get her into Pokemon
>Get her into furry/cosplay sex
>Get her lubed up
>Get her in a latex Lugia suit
>GO GET A FUCKING LIFE FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 07:03:57 No.36078091 Report

Quoted By: >>36078534 >>36079156 >>36080523

>>36078046
He's a chubby gay boy and he gave me pokemon sun in my birthday on november 2016, while he was hugging me saying the typical "happy birthday blah blah blah" things, he said "can I touch your bulge" and I said "of course man" lmao I tought he was joking kek

Everyone in the office saw and laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 08:26:27 No.36078323 Report

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>>36077961
FUG

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ﾠ Wed 11 Jul 2018 08:55:54 No.36078400 Report

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>>36077937
I was in 6th grade when Red and Blue was the shit that every kool kid in skool is into.
I owned Red version, a big fat Gameboy Classic, and a link cable.
I used to play and trade with my classmates during break time and after class.

Then there was this one day I heard that some classmate who owns a Blue Version got his Gameboy+cart confiscated by a teacher because he was caught playing it in class.
I stayed around the campus after school hours and sneaked in to the classroom of said teacher when nobody was around anymore.
Opened the drawer and saw the Gameboy there. I took it and stole some version exclusive Pokemon in the game, I also restarted the game a few times so I can trade over the other starters and a few Eevees and other giftmons like Hitmonchan, and that's how I completed my Pokedex.
I sold the Gameboy and the Blue version cart afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 08:59:07 No.36078406 Report

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>>36078400
This is legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 09:10:09 No.36078423 Report

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>>36077937
I play Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 09:28:13 No.36078460 Report

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I used my first Master Ball on a Pelipper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 10:00:09 No.36078534 Report

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>>36078091
That's so adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 13:39:51 No.36079156 Report

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>>36078091
Cute and hot story

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 13:49:33 No.36079192 Report

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>>36077937
I headcanon my Sylveon as a dick crazy slutty sissy boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 13:58:08 No.36079211 Report

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>>36078040
>what is web scraping
>what is aggregate data
>what are poster profiles
The data you post in this thread is insignificant, on its own. But when they have all your other posts too, it becomes significant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 14:11:22 No.36079268 Report

Quoted By: >>36079290

>>36077937
I really wish I was a female Pokemon

Which one exactly depends on how I feel. Right now I really wish I could be tapu lele who has some sort of sex cult worshipping her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 14:15:56 No.36079279 Report

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>>36077937
I masturbate to pokemon porn from time to time

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 14:18:48 No.36079290 Report

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>>36079268

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 14:23:37 No.36079315 Report

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i wish i was even more autistic so i didnt feel guilty about all the stupid degenerate shit this series has introduced me to

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 15:12:01 No.36079493 Report

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>>36077937
>All NSFW must be in [spoilers]spoilers[/spoiler
Fuck off.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 15:25:24 No.36079548 Report

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>>36078400
pic related

>>36077937
i got nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 15:29:59 No.36079567 Report

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>>36079279
>From time to time
>Not all the time
I bet that you like safe consensual sex in missionary position with a woman too.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 15:30:29 No.36079570 Report

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>>36078400

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Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 16:06:55 No.36079706 Report

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>>36078035
C-can I grab your bulge too, anon?

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ﾠ Wed 11 Jul 2018 16:10:53 No.36079728 Report

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>>36079706
you have to buy him a game first

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Jul 2018 18:31:26 No.36080523 Report

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>>36078091
Your boss is a very lucky chubby guy

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