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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:28:38 No.36105271 View View Reply Original Report

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im so fucking sick and tired of seeing "her" everywhere
all pokemon are MALE
there is no such thing as female in the pokemon universe
EVERY DINGLE LIVING THING IN THE POKEMON UNIVERSE IS MALE
STOP CALLING HIM A HER AND SHE
HE IS A MANLY MAN NOT SOME GIRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:29:20 No.36105277 Report

Quoted By: >>36105283 >>36110386

>>36105271
>HE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:29:59 No.36105283 Report

Quoted By: >>36105294 >>36105296

>>36105277
>HAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:30:21 No.36105290 Report

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but Incineroar is a female and Popplio is a male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:30:34 No.36105292 Report

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>>36105271

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:30:40 No.36105294 Report

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>>36105283
>NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:30:43 No.36105296 Report

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>>36105283
>A TERRIBLE MEME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:30:45 No.36105297 Report

Quoted By: >>36105307 >>36105319 >>36105343 >>36105836 >>36108189

>gen 2 determines gender by attack iv
>females have the lower end
Why is Game Freak so sexist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:31:46 No.36105307 Report

Quoted By: >>36105321 >>36110365

>>36105297
They're not sexist, women are weaker than men

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:33:58 No.36105319 Report

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>>36105297
>-4 STR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:34:08 No.36105321 Report

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>>36105307
They're animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:34:12 No.36105322 Report

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>>36105271
>all pokemon are MALE
Hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:35:04 No.36105334 Report

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>>36105271
Okay anon, no need to make a scene about it, just tell us how badly you fantasize with gardevoir and gothitelle dicks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:36:18 No.36105343 Report

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>>36105297
Lower attack’s better for anything that’s not a physical attacker. Confusion and Foul Play exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:38:43 No.36105357 Report

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>>36105271
This. All pokemon are either masculine male or feminine male. The concept of a true female Pokemon is a lie developed by the hetero agenda. They are trying to brainwash you into believing their lies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:39:55 No.36105367 Report

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>>36105294
>STYLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:40:18 No.36105371 Report

Quoted By: >>36109044

>>36105271
>what if froslass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:49:01 No.36105440 Report

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>>36105271
So Nidoran Female, Nidorina, Nidoqueen, Smoochum, Jynx, Happiny, Chansey, Blissey, Froslass, Bounsweet, Steenee, Tsareena, Salazzle, Petilil, Lilligant, Flabebe, Floette, Florges, Cresselia, Illumise, Kangaskhan, Latias, Miltank, Vullaby, Mandibuzz, Wormadam and Vespiquen are all male?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:55:27 No.36105494 Report

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>>36105440
Yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:58:57 No.36105514 Report

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>>36105367
>HE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 18:59:19 No.36105519 Report

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Dear Diary,

Today the OP was a faggot. Literally.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 19:24:16 No.36105700 Report

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>>36105514
>HAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 19:30:31 No.36105751 Report

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>>36105700
>NO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 19:31:59 No.36105761 Report

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>>36105751
>ASS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 19:33:06 No.36105771 Report

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>>36105343
>foul play
not in gen 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 19:39:34 No.36105820 Report

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>>36105761
>THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 19:41:36 No.36105836 Report

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>>36105297

Is this why it seemed like every single trainer pokemon was male besides obvious ones that are always female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 20:16:23 No.36106091 Report

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>>36105271
Are you saying all the female(male) Pokémon are traps(male(male))?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 20:17:26 No.36106102 Report

Quoted By: >>36108404 >>36108501

>what is miltank

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 20:19:22 No.36106119 Report

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>>36105820
>KONG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 20:31:26 No.36106204 Report

Quoted By: >>36106562 >>36108048

>>36106119
>HAS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 21:38:38 No.36106561 Report

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>>36105440
you're clearly not reading well enough if you have to ask that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 21:38:40 No.36106562 Report

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>>36106204
Stop
This meme is over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 21:42:30 No.36106578 Report

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>>36105271
xer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 21:44:06 No.36106585 Report

Quoted By: >>36106782 >>36106815 >>36110755

>>36105271
Am I the only one who always catches male Pokemon? I know that statistically male and female Pokemon perform the same, but it just seems wrong making girls fight. So I always catch male Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 22:04:02 No.36106675 Report

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>>36105271
based reverse goodraa poster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 22:19:36 No.36106782 Report

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>>36106585

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 22:24:44 No.36106815 Report

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>>36106585
you dropped your lance sir fagsalot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 22:29:53 No.36106845 Report

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>Whitney in GS/HGSS and Venus in Colosseum. Are there any other story trainers that actually use the move Attract? Because outside of breeding gender serves no purpose outside of three abilities one of which is very rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 23:10:50 No.36107085 Report

Quoted By: >>36107633 >>36108281

>>36106782
What is this supposed to mean?

>>36106815
You want to make girls fight? There's just something that doesn't seem right about that. Girls are weaker anyway. I know that it doesn't effect Pokemon's stats, but still, it just seems wrong.

I only catch female Pokemon if the female/male ratio for that Pokemon is 75/25, or 100/0 as it sometimes is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Jul 2018 23:40:27 No.36107318 Report

Quoted By: >>36110629 >>36110750

>catch a female pokemon
>give it a trap nickname

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 00:20:33 No.36107608 Report

Quoted By: >>36108077

just say "it," you miserable subhuman autists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 00:24:16 No.36107633 Report

Quoted By: >>36107642

>>36107085
I just wanted to post funny homer faces

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 00:26:05 No.36107642 Report

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>>36107633
>>36107633
>>36107633

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 00:39:40 No.36107738 Report

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>>36107642

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:33:45 No.36108035 Report

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>>36105271
>EVERY DINGLE
Well yeah they'd be male then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:35:25 No.36108048 Report

Quoted By: >>36108106

>>36106204
>A

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:40:03 No.36108077 Report

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>>36107608

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:46:08 No.36108106 Report

Quoted By: >>36108358

>>36108048
>FUNNY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:55:18 No.36108165 Report

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>>36105294
>STYLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:59:16 No.36108189 Report

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>>36105297
Gens 1 & 2 = mistakes

Those mistakes are corrected now :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:10:42 No.36108249 Report

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>>36105271
Hahahahaha what a hysterical, ranting, raving brute, irrational, lunatic little man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:15:16 No.36108281 Report

Quoted By: >>36108373

>>36107085
You're stupid...

...and ridiculous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:18:40 No.36108299 Report

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Male pokémon has no penis + balls; all pokémon, male, female or genderless, have cloacas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:28:59 No.36108358 Report

Quoted By: >>36110318

>>36108106
>BONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:33:14 No.36108373 Report

Quoted By: >>36110307

>>36108281
Why?

I don't know if you've ever noticed, but when you fight male trainers in the games, they always have all-male Pokemon. And female trainers have all-female Pokemon. So I'm merely doing what the in-game trainers themselves do. So why am I stupid and ridiculous exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:41:53 No.36108404 Report

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>>36106102
A 100% male Pokémon with with large lactating nipples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:57:55 No.36108501 Report

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>>36106102
Those are dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 04:32:03 No.36109044 Report

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>>36105371
Male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 10:50:03 No.36110307 Report

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>>36108373
You're stupid and ridiculous for caring about something as trivial as the gender symbol by your Pokémon's name.
>But NPCs do it
You're not an NPC. It would be like never switching because most NPCs never switch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 10:53:12 No.36110313 Report

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>two male pokemon having eggs
But anon, that's my fetish!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 10:56:13 No.36110318 Report

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>>36108358
>ER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 10:57:01 No.36110322 Report

Quoted By: >>36110706

>Pokemon that have an 87.5% chance of spawning in the gender that doesn't suit their appearance at all
>people who don't care about the gender of the Pokemon they catch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 10:57:08 No.36110323 Report

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>>36105271
You gay people are just a toxic cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 11:17:46 No.36110365 Report

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>>36105307
Depends on the species you dumb shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 11:24:32 No.36110386 Report

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>>36105277
>MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 11:29:48 No.36110402 Report

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Bad thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 12:47:56 No.36110629 Report

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>>36107318
My brother
Reverse traps are the best

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:06:56 No.36110706 Report

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>>36110322
>when is late at night and your dad comes into your room and feel your bum being poked

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:18:12 No.36110750 Report

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>>36107318
peak taste anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:18:53 No.36110755 Report

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>>36106585
>he only catches male Pokemon
gay as fuck bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:30:02 No.36110799 Report

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Well (shuffles notes) this uh "All Pokémon Are Male" thread was uh pretty disappointing (coughs). So there was this guy, y'know uh OP I think they called him (coughs) and the way he (coughs) he cut his promo it was clear uh that he was going for cheap heat with the "Calling Every Pokémon Female" crowd, and (shuffles notes) it went over horribly. There was that one section who started chanting (cough) about an uh ape and y'know the rest cheered him ironically, it was pretty bad.
Then there comes this guy, we don't know his name yet! Yes, they didn't tell us his name, typical /vp/ here. So this uh guy, he- he jumps the barricade and he goes "I only catch male Pokémon. Making girls fight feels just wrong." It's not exactly what he uh said but I don't remember the entire- (heavy coughing fit) I don't remember his exact words, but, y'know, it was a horrible promo. You could uh tell that he knew what he was doing, you know, I'll give him that, but his uh delivery and the script was just horrible. Seriously! This guy here is trying to get heat by being uh sexist, and it's painfully clear he doesn't mean it.
What an awful segment. 1/5 stars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:42:56 No.36110864 Report

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>>36105271
Are you one of those Aryan manfolk who secretly want all racial minorities, Jews, and women to disappear, so they can finally buttfuck each other senseless in peace?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:43:49 No.36110867 Report

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>>36105271

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Anonymous Sun 15 Jul 2018 13:59:06 No.36110927 Report

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Go back to /r9k/ my dude.

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