>>36172042>pokemon are slavesMost mid-evo's could fight their trainer decently enough and most finals could mash them like wet paper, yet people insist that 'you're forcing the poor animals to fight' conversely
>the world is too dangerous for 10 year oldsmost first evos, yknow the shit thats usually on over half most regions, would die to a hard punt to the face
These two are the lowest hanging fruit to aim for in literally all parody, fanfic or criticism. Pokémon works at all because the pokémon themselves want to fight about as much as the trainers do, hell maybe even more. Maybe the reason humanity's the dominant species is because they're the only species that don't have an instinctual urge to fight each other 24/7, ironically.