Dawn is just SO darn angry that you've beaten her again and again in Pokémon battles. Frustrated with her losing streak, she concocts a plan to kidnap you in the dead of night, throw you in a pit, and subject you to an inhumanely inventive new form of torture. She rounds up all the other Pokégals and they stare down at you from the top of the pit. You wake up, groggy and far too weak to climb out. "Hahahahahaha!" Dawn exudes. "We're going to pee all over you, you dumb fucking idiot! Isn't that awful? I bet you're about to panic because of how awful and disgusting that is!" How will you cope with such a horrifying and cruel punishment?
