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What would you do If Pokemon were real?

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 00:47:11 No.36213426 View View Reply Original Report

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.....and what would you do if you had to face off against the Ultra Beast in real life?

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 00:53:50 No.36213461 Report

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>>36213426
>if pokemon were real
fug
>if had to face an ultra beast
get fugged

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 00:56:17 No.36213477 Report

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>>36213426
Bust out my Charizard with Fire Blast and Earthquake

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 00:58:28 No.36213483 Report

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>>36213426
>If Pokemon were real
I'd catch a Pikachu, find a thunderstone and evolve it into my Bromon. Then I'd go and catch other favorites if I had the free time, otherwise I would just continue to work as a I do and see how society changes with these fuckers running around. I imagine it'd lead to war.
>If I had to face an ultra beast
With or without a Pokemon by my side? Assuming I don't have any Pokemon I'd hope it's something that I could kill. Something like Kartana would be too quick and kill me instantly while Celesteela is basically a giant mech. The only one I think I could kill is Poipole and maybe it's evolution, of course assuming I have a weapon. Though I think Poipole would be the only one, the rest would just be able to take a hit and kill me before or just not be hurt at all.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 00:59:58 No.36213493 Report

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>>36213426
Seks

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 01:08:43 No.36213536 Report

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No one can agree on what pokemon would be like if they were real. I cannot answer this question.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 01:20:23 No.36213582 Report

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If Pokemon were real, I'd make a lifelong friend to help me through my crippling depression and loneliness.

And if I had to face a UB, I'd welcome my demise because neither of us were meant for combat--just a simple life.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 02:07:03 No.36213872 Report

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>>36213426
>rape

It is the only valid answer.

>what if ultra beasts were real

Still.

>rape

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 02:19:50 No.36213953 Report

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>.....and what would you do if you had to face off against the Ultra Beast in real life?
I run. I run so far away. I run. I run both night and day.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 07:29:44 No.36215524 Report

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>>36213477
>Nihilego used Power Gem!

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 07:31:05 No.36215530 Report

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>>36213426
i would catch them all

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 07:38:38 No.36215547 Report

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>>36213426
If pokemon were real I would save up money to go on a long journey to catch my favorite ones. Then I'd save money to buy house in the countryside in the middle of nowhere to redneck it up with my bros and waifus

If I had to face an UB I would battle with my pokemon and win with the power of friendship

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 08:05:31 No.36215594 Report

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>>36213426
I would fuck it. Then hug it. Then fuck it again. Then hug a lot.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 08:40:42 No.36215694 Report

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>>36213426
>If pokemon were real
Assuming, i should think that we'd be in the pokemon world, where people is not composed by 99% of cancerous bastards, but 99% cooperative and friendly people in general. This would allow to me to catch and finally finding friend to travel with, without the mental illness to killing eachother for futile reasons. And living a wonderful adventure becoming an élite four or the champion.
>ultra beasts
Never mind, catch em with a pokeball, become their friend and get stronger with em.

Too easy and childish dream, huh?

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