Why the hell does Pokemon Sun need to be so fucking trash? I love a lot of the new Pokemon, I love being able to move around in a place I haven't already played to death and catch them, I like training and developing new bonds with a new team.

But this game tries it's fucking hardest to make itself unplayable garbage. The intro, the little tutorial, the professor, the friends, your mom, all of it is so fucking bad.

How could they mess it all up this much? There is literally nothing redeemable about this storyline or any of the characters to me, except Guzma and his gaggle of edgy teens (I find the aesthetic to be interesting and fun). Too bad we actually barely get anything from them.