Congratulations, /vp/, you've now managed to fully alienate yourselves from the Gen 1 Starters.
Charizard's too normie for your tastes, Blastoise is too much of a Digimon for your tastes, and now your worldview has been shattered because of Venusaur and your pure disbelief refuses to allow you to like it anymore despite being the contrarian's starter.
Keep it up, I want to see how stupid your reasonings for other Pokemon get as time goes on.