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Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:43:55 No.36269818 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36269827 >>36269849 >>36269878 >>36269981 >>36270010 >>36270136 >>36270716 >>36270901

How do they stay so pale in alola?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:45:24 No.36269827 Report

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>>36269818
They're actually UBs. That's why they didn't get darker like Kukui's wife did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:49:15 No.36269847 Report

Quoted By: >>36269973 >>36272196

I’m pale as fuck, and no matter how much time I spend in the sun, I never tan. I just burn like a forgotten steak in the oven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:49:31 No.36269849 Report

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>>36269818
Maybe they just don't like going outside

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:51:17 No.36269862 Report

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superior aether genes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:53:51 No.36269878 Report

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>>36269818
Lusamine's scientists created a special high SPF suntan lotion that doubles as a bleaching agent.

I mean she's super rich, she could probably do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:54:46 No.36269885 Report

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They bathe in entire bottles of sunblock at a time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:55:53 No.36269891 Report

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They're constantly covered in semen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Aug 2018 23:56:15 No.36269894 Report

Quoted By: >>36270090

Rich people are naturally pale. Spoiled brats from them too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 00:10:17 No.36269973 Report

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>>36269847
So you don't tan.... You just turn into a nigger?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 00:11:36 No.36269977 Report

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>>36269973
A nigger with Melanoma to boot

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 00:12:49 No.36269981 Report

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>>36269818
They've unlocked the Super Aryan state and thus cannot be tainted by inferior phenotypes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 00:17:36 No.36270010 Report

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>>36269818
Humans have some Pokémon DNA back from when it was acceptable to marry them, so they don't necessarily tan the way real humans do, among other oddities like the psychic humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 00:31:58 No.36270090 Report

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>>36269894
>Rich people are naturally pale

More like dark people are naturally poor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 00:42:22 No.36270136 Report

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>>36269818
Demigods

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 02:29:40 No.36270602 Report

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>>36269849
This. Mohn has a tan, because he spends all day on an island. Those three live a sheltered life, figuratively and literally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 03:02:59 No.36270716 Report

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>>36269818
ultra instinct white superiority

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 03:03:55 No.36270721 Report

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>>36270602
why do the tans suddenly make them look like shitty tumblr ocs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 03:07:19 No.36270736 Report

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>>36270721
Because shitty tumblr ocs make everything nondescriptly brown without coordinating the rest of color schemes to look pleasing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 03:37:24 No.36270888 Report

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>>36270721
add vitiligo

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 03:39:47 No.36270901 Report

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>>36269818
>>36270602
>>36270090

what about of Lana family?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 10:06:45 No.36271910 Report

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>>36270602
You forgot to tan Gladion's scalp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 11:35:08 No.36272196 Report

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>>36269847
how about you learn HOW to tan you cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 12:04:59 No.36272292 Report

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>>36269878
>a special high SPF suntan lotion that doubles as a bleaching agent.
"100% Stiffy Juice SPF 69!!!"

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