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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 17:59:53 No.36274134 View View Reply Original Report

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What kind of Pokemon do you want to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:03:25 No.36274149 Report

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none because I'm not mentally handicapped

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:07:20 No.36274170 Report

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>>36274134
Stop wanting to be a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:49:32 No.36274374 Report

Quoted By: >>36274379 >>36274395 >>36277517

Remember this before you post, otherkin furfag fuckboys: you'll be ending up in my rape dungeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:50:14 No.36274379 Report

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>>36274374
This is my fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 18:53:04 No.36274395 Report

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>>36274374
As if you'd be able to handle me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:06:32 No.36274457 Report

Quoted By: >>36274480

>>36274395

Not him, but I know from how much of a fucking pervert you are that you'd do ANYTHING I wanted if I locked your dick up in a cage for a few days. I wouldn't need to handle you so much as I would need to seal all that nasty fluid inside you because you can't physically handle it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:11:14 No.36274480 Report

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>>36274457
>dick
I'm sorry, but what dick? If you want your dirty hole punished that badly, I'm pretty sure my vines would work just as well.
you're right though, I do need to learn to manage my hair trigger better, blowing out too early is fucking annoying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:15:16 No.36274495 Report

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either pic related or a sylveon or a glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:15:55 No.36274497 Report

Quoted By: >>36274508 >>36274813 >>36277543

>>36274480

It's too bad you were cursed with such a miserably bad fetish. At this point I almost want to mess with you personally, I love cum cows who can't control their own urges. I love the idea of locking their udders up even more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:18:19 No.36274508 Report

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>>36274497
as much as I'd love to indulge you right now, I'd prefer not to derail this thread entirely, I'm already too excited to get into character as is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:18:36 No.36274510 Report

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>>36274134
>psychic
>can fly/teleport
>creates black holes
>can sense people's emotions
>can mega evolve
>humanoid, still able to use equipment for humans, can use telekinesis to make up for lack of fingers

fuck you OP, this makes me feel like an even bigger autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:19:15 No.36274512 Report

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>>36274508

I said "almost" for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:19:21 No.36274513 Report

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>>36274510
>this makes me feel like an even bigger autist
at least you aren't me

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 19:23:55 No.36274536 Report

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>>36274513

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:19:32 No.36274771 Report

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>>36274134
WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU? HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:27:35 No.36274807 Report

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Ampharos, of course.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:28:15 No.36274810 Report

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>>36274495
Correct choice. Zoroark as well. Why? This way, you don't have to choose which pokemon you want to be. Ditto is also acceptable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:28:20 No.36274813 Report

Quoted By: >>36274822 >>36274847

I know it's hip and trendy to call stuff cringe, but >>36274497 and >>36274508 flirting is the most genuine cringe I've seen here in ages. You caused this, OP. Apologize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:28:24 No.36274814 Report

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>>36274807

I'm sure Ambia's art had nothing to do with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:29:51 No.36274821 Report

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>>36274810
Also as a Zoroark, you can become a human and are capable of human speech. There are pretty much no downsides to this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:30:00 No.36274822 Report

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>>36274813
I think it's cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:35:23 No.36274839 Report

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>>36274134
You already posted it.
I just want to run away and keep running. No responsibilities, nothing. And with the ability to predict the future to a certain extent, I can still tune in and watch the fireworks as the world ends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 20:36:51 No.36274847 Report

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>>36274813
how the fuck is that flirting?

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Anonymous Wed 08 Aug 2018 22:38:19 No.36275543 Report

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lemme be poison dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 01:36:20 No.36276336 Report

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>>36274807
>>36275543
For what purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 01:45:24 No.36276368 Report

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>>36274807
Autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 01:46:40 No.36276371 Report

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this cutie pie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 02:39:56 No.36276624 Report

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>>36276336
see
>>36276368

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 02:45:32 No.36276647 Report

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Everything else is inferior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 02:49:54 No.36276667 Report

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An immobile, screaming pile of sludge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 02:55:15 No.36276690 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 03:00:02 No.36276705 Report

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I just want to be a cute frog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 03:07:32 No.36276725 Report

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>>36274134
That one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 03:49:23 No.36276921 Report

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>>36274810
Zoroark only make illusions. They can’t actually transform into something else like Ditto.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 03:58:57 No.36276970 Report

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I wanna be a Snorlax. Just sleep and eat all day long.

Oh, wait...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 04:04:55 No.36276991 Report

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Time to embrace the autism.
awoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 04:08:50 No.36277001 Report

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>>36276921
The illusion IS transforming into Ditto.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 06:30:07 No.36277437 Report

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All you losers would just shipost on /vp/ all day even if you were pokemon. The only difference would be a wave of avatarposting and /soc/ tier threads of irl 'mon selfies.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:08:58 No.36277517 Report

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>>36274374
I'll be a poipole and spray acid in your face and eat your entrails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:12:47 No.36277521 Report

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It’s a split between Lopunny and Metagross for me. Sex rabbit or metal crab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:14:51 No.36277526 Report

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>>36274134
I would catch every last one of you furfags for the sole purpose of boxing you for eternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:17:45 No.36277532 Report

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>>36277526
Love you too, honey :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:18:11 No.36277534 Report

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>>36277526
t.Grumpy geodude

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:18:41 No.36277535 Report

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A cute one like durant or chatot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:22:41 No.36277543 Report

Quoted By: >>36277550 >>36278802

>>36274134
I want to be the kind of Pokemon that attracts human female Pokefuckers.
>tfw so fucked up that you have to become a Pokemon just so you could attract female humans

>>36274497
>>36274508
please continue. i love the two of you already

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:26:09 No.36277550 Report

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>>36277543
I’m not against RP, but that was possibly the worst I’ve seen ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:27:49 No.36277553 Report

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>>36274134
None. Pokemon must submit to the superior humans, like it or not.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:31:07 No.36277556 Report

Quoted By: >>36277562

>>36277553
>Gets vored

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:33:29 No.36277562 Report

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>>36277556
Yet humans have tamed that beast.
Pokemon can't do anything against the might of the human race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 07:37:00 No.36277570 Report

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>>36277526
>put them in the box
>eternal orgy
nice job bruvline

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 08:21:28 No.36277662 Report

Quoted By: >>36277665

>>36277553
>>36277562

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 08:23:03 No.36277665 Report

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>>36277662
Pokémon are our slaves

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 11:34:47 No.36278207 Report

Quoted By: >>36278219

>>36277665
It doesn't matter what they are, they'd still kill your fat ass in half a second lmao. Imagine an invisible jet plane ramming into you at full speed.
You'd be instantly reduced to jelly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 11:39:45 No.36278217 Report

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I want to be partially inside glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 11:41:02 No.36278219 Report

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>>36278207
by 'reduced to jelly' do you mean i'd orgasm so hard that it feels like my body is melting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 14:21:21 No.36278802 Report

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>>36277543

I might continue. Are you the typhlosion autist who's obsessed with human girls taking pocket monster dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 15:36:59 No.36279296 Report

Quoted By: >>36279877

>>36274170
This. Bestiality/Pokephilia is wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 17:07:05 No.36279877 Report

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>>36279296
No, Pokephilia is right.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 18:20:23 No.36280374 Report

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>>36274134
A mailman Dragonite.

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Anonymous Thu 09 Aug 2018 18:28:01 No.36280413 Report

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>>36274134

Gallade so I can protect people and still have thumbs and look humanoid.

>>36274536

>tfw someone saved the thing i drew

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