Gen VII
>Hey, Trainer battles are a little bit tougher
>Ooh, the music is taking a new direction
>What do you mean I can't take this way to Iki Town
>What do you mean I can't go anywhere but Kukui's house
>What do you mean I can't go past Tauros
>What do you mean I can't go through these fences
>What do you mean I can't go past Tauros again
>What do you mean I can't go past Stoutland
>What do you mean I can't go to the resort yet
>What do you mean I can't go to Diglett's Cave before beating Lana
>What do you mean I can't go to Diglett's Cave before beating Kiawe
>What do you mean I can't go to Diglett's Cave before beating Mallow
>What do you mean I can't go to Diglett's Cave before visiting Professor Burnett
>What do you mean I can't go into Malie City yet
>What do you mean I can't skip these cutscenes
>What do you mean Alola Forms only exist for Kanto Pokémon
>Jesus Christ just shut up about Gen I already, we fucking get it
>Why does this still run like ass when you REMOVED battle types and 3D
>The hell is this Festival Plaza, where the fuck is PSS
>U L T R A C H A N G E S
>Just put those Legendaries in a pile, someone will pick them up
>Planned Obsolescence: The Generation
>Let's Go home, I think I'm done with this franchise
Gen VI
>Looks pretty neat for a 3D mainline game
>Wait, the overworld isn't even in 3D
>This is running like ass
>You did WHAT to Exp. Share
>Please "friends", leave me alone
>Did you put fucking tank controls in Lumiose City
>Mega Evolutions look pretty cool
>Ooh, Pokémon-Amie looks neat, I'm gonna do this for all my Pokémon
>My party is now fucked and the game has lost all challenge
>Where the hell is this second Gym, I've been playing for 20 hours already
>What is this thing you call "ORAS"
>Uuuh... is this even an improvement
