>be me
>playing pokemon crumpets
>start game
>there is no professor, only a policeman
>"oy m8, you go' a loisens fo tha'
>open box
>find paper sheet with "loisens" written on it
>type in code on "me loisens"
>"alright ya bugga, theis is a po'eman"
>it's a weird manlet with various tattoos on i
>"so tell me m8, ye be a laddeh or a lasseh"
>one is a fat pale skinned manlet with ginger hair
>the other is a 3rd wave feminist sporting emo wear and a black & red lumberjack
>pick manlet
>"and wha' i' yer fo'in neem, lad"
>type in Fork
>oy m8 ye need a loisens fo' that
>type in spoon
>oy m8 ye need a loisens fo' that
>type in ahmed
>sorry lad won' happevahrageen, anyweeh this be yer noo hoom so enjoy yer seelf lad
>start game
>get transported to a chav neighbourhood, house is a single room with a toilet
>interact with the TV
>monty python
>change channel
>top 10 reasons why sharia law is great
>change channel
>Mr. Bean
>change channel
>monty python
>turn off TV
>interact with items in the house
>find spoon
>go out
>swarm of policemen jump on me
>OY MEET YA GO' A LOISENS FOOOO' THAAAAAAAT ??????
>see a mon across the street
>it's an arabomb
>gf ran out of ideas, again
>the arabomb stabs a guy and runs away
>policemen see him but they only have nerfgunmons
>get sent to jail
>credits
>restart game
>pick female
>go out
>get raped
