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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:12:05 No.36304510 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>36304516 >>36304595 >>36305342 >>36305362 >>36305755 >>36309421

How can people spend so much damn money on plushes and figures and shit just to shoot a load all over them. Be like your friendly neighborhood op and treat your toys with some respect you damn heathens

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:13:32 No.36304516 Report

Quoted By: >>36304526

>>36304510
is that a crane prize? the milotic I'm waiting on has the same string to hang her from on top

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:14:51 No.36304526 Report

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>>36304516
Yeah I think so but I bought it from some vendor at gencon who probably imported it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:23:32 No.36304568 Report

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I always greet my flareon plushie and clean it when it gets dirty

It may be a bad pokemon but a good friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:28:59 No.36304595 Report

Quoted By: >>36304606

>>36304510
I respectfully clean them by hand, afterwards~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:31:13 No.36304606 Report

Quoted By: >>36304710

>>36304595
The shame persists anon

You can't clean the mayo off of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:52:30 No.36304710 Report

Quoted By: >>36304721

>>36304606
I'm not ashamed of what I enjoy
Sounds like you are ashamed of yourself, and you project it onto others

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:53:47 No.36304721 Report

Quoted By: >>36304746 >>36304836

>>36304710
being shameless doesn't mean you aren't allowed to have standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 16:56:37 No.36304746 Report

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>>36304721
Well said

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:11:13 No.36304836 Report

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>>36304721
Absolutely true, I do have standards though. I only do the best plushies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 17:29:10 No.36305005 Report

Quoted By: >>36307580

Plushies are for hugs not fugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:19:39 No.36305342 Report

Quoted By: >>36305360 >>36305372

>>36304510
because people are driven by sexual instinct and lose their mind?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:22:12 No.36305360 Report

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>>36305342
dude, when I get so horny that I lose my fucking mind, I don't even THINK about spiling my seed on my plushes

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:23:03 No.36305362 Report

Quoted By: >>36305418 >>36305419

>>36304510
Mental disorder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:25:07 No.36305372 Report

Quoted By: >>36305427

>>36305342
Only mentally ill adults and teenagers have that little control over their lesser mental faculties, anyway. It's like not being able to control popping a boner in church because you accidentally thought about how good the preacher's wife would look in lingerie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:25:14 No.36305373 Report

Quoted By: >>36305414

Someone post mayo for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:32:56 No.36305414 Report

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>>36305373
Shoo heathen

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:34:40 No.36305418 Report

Quoted By: >>36305712

>>36305362
you'll be "mentally ill" like us eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:34:41 No.36305419 Report

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>>36305362
>mental disorder
coming from this faggot kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 18:35:22 No.36305427 Report

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>>36305372
a fraction of this board probably doesn't even fit that criteria, to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:20:57 No.36305712 Report

Quoted By: >>36305724 >>36305740

>>36305418
This. I had no intention on getting plush in my adult life, but now I have an ongoing collection at 21 yrs of age.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:22:49 No.36305724 Report

Quoted By: >>36305778

>>36305712
How backwards are you that you'd consider owning a bunch of dolls "mentally ill"? Damn normies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:25:22 No.36305740 Report

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>>36305712
>adult life
>21
long way to go yet kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:29:19 No.36305755 Report

Quoted By: >>36305762 >>36305763

>>36304510
why the fuck would you spend 'so much damn money' on a plush if you're not even gonna cum on it? why invest in that perfectly-sculpted little face and soft body if it's just going to sit there, not being painted with the jizz that completes it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:30:59 No.36305762 Report

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>>36305755
Why not just assert your dominance over the Pokemon plush by fucking it so hard that you skewer it with your flesh spear, Muatra-style?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:31:13 No.36305763 Report

Quoted By: >>36305791

>>36305755
I'm saving all my jizz in tupperware and when I get married I'll present her with it all as a token of my love

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:34:05 No.36305778 Report

Quoted By: >>36305788

>>36305724
Nothing wrong with owning them, just whenyou start shooting your man milk over them is when there's a problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:36:00 No.36305788 Report

Quoted By: >>36305801

>>36305778
is there anything wrong with cuddling with a plush while masturbating?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:37:33 No.36305791 Report

Quoted By: >>36305804

>>36305763
>implying someone who saves there jazz in a tupperwear is going to ever talk to a woman let alone get married

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:39:24 No.36305801 Report

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>>36305788
I mean I guess not as long as you don't ruin it with jazz stains

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:40:11 No.36305804 Report

Quoted By: >>36305813 >>36306292

>>36305791
actually I've talked to 48 women in my lifetime, I know because I keep count.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:40:51 No.36305805 Report

Quoted By: >>36307566

not enough money for a body pillow I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 19:42:14 No.36305813 Report

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>>36305804
Ok so you can ask the waitress for some nuggies big fucken woop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2018 21:03:53 No.36306292 Report

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>>36305804
Apply yourself/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 01:13:00 No.36307566 Report

Quoted By: >>36307579

>>36305805
I prefer plushies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 01:15:26 No.36307579 Report

Quoted By: >>36307723 >>36309441

>>36307566
does this get you off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 01:15:32 No.36307580 Report

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>>36305005
aw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 01:36:20 No.36307723 Report

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>>36307579
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 08:19:08 No.36309421 Report

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>>36304510
Plushies are for mayo. If love your plushie, give it some love juice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 14 Aug 2018 08:21:57 No.36309441 Report

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>>36307579
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