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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:03:21 No.36316933 View View Reply Original Report

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Why is she so perfect, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:03:44 No.36316935 Report

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she looks like shit

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:04:38 No.36316941 Report

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>>36316933
>deviantart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:04:56 No.36316946 Report

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>>36316933
horrible design

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:05:44 No.36316953 Report

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Good god my fucking eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:05:55 No.36316954 Report

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Oblivious Salazzle with a pure heart that doesn't understand why people are so nice to her > slut Salazzle

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:07:17 No.36316964 Report

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>>36316954
Better answer: both are good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:13:03 No.36317010 Report

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>>36316933
Isnt this the pokemon that farts in people's faces under the excuse of "they are only pheromones:3 *sniiiiif*" ?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:13:37 No.36317013 Report

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>>36317010
no

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:18:24 No.36317056 Report

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>>36316933
I like to imagine there are slutty female trainers who have one and just go around using it's pheromones on guys they want to fuck and drain their balls until they are satisfied then leaving the guys nude on the ground somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:19:48 No.36317073 Report

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>>36317056
Good god

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 17:47:59 No.36317231 Report

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>>36317056
Hot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:00:11 No.36317286 Report

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>>36317056
I sincerely hope crimes like this happen in the pokemon world because that turns me on

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:12:15 No.36317361 Report

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>>36317056
Wtf i love Alola now

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:30:33 No.36317449 Report

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>>36317056
Maybe that's why Plumeria has one.
Also, it's been said Salazzle pheromones are used to make perfume, but it's very difficult. Maybe trainers DO keep Salazzle around for a more direct and potent approach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:43:20 No.36317519 Report

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>>36316933
What did you name yours lads? I named mine Kuuko

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:50:57 No.36317554 Report

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>>36317519
My shiny is named Majesty. I was trying to come up with some fancy or clever name for when I caught one, but when I did, that was the one name that came to mind, and it stuck.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:53:14 No.36317565 Report

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>>36317449
Oh no no no It's literally canon if women make and put on perfume from the pheromones

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:55:48 No.36317598 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:56:35 No.36317607 Report

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>>36317565
Also there's the fashion designer you meet in USUM that's working on Salazzle-inspired outfits for women. Alola girls are apparently all dtf, and their patron sex saint is Salazzle.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:59:02 No.36317629 Report

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>>36317554
>Anonymous
I named my shiny Roxie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 18:59:40 No.36317637 Report

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>>36317607
Oh shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 19:00:04 No.36317641 Report

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>>36317629
Shit, didn't mean to quote that

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 19:55:35 No.36317871 Report

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>>36317056
>Female trainers creating reverse harems with pheromones
>Girls putting guys into a nearly mindless state to do ANYTHING they want to them not just sexual
Dangerous but i'd love to live in this world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 19:58:15 No.36317888 Report

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>>36317607
OOF alola is the most sexual region confirmed

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 20:08:49 No.36317939 Report

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>>36317449
I mean Plumeria literally has a giant pelvic tattoo she has to be a slut but at the same time she says skull grunts are her cute little bro- oh nooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 20:33:28 No.36318058 Report

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>>36317871
>Be a female vigilante
>Go around using your Salazzle's pheromones on murderers, thieves, torturers, rapists, pedos, and every other major crime around the world that the criminals happen to be guys
>Throw them all in prison or kill them depending on the severity and dispose of their bodies with acid
>Castrate the pedos and rapists and leave them to be found

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:07:38 No.36318238 Report

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>>36317010
yes
>>36317013
shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:14:15 No.36318268 Report

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>>36318058
I'd actually do this assuming the pokemon world even suffers from crimes like these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:26:56 No.36318345 Report

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>>36318268
>The world is fine with letting their 10 year old kids go on a journey alone with a small mutant animal with elemental powers where experienced trainers have ridiculous monsters
If pedos and rapists exist i'd assume it's a very small portion of the world's population. Maybe within enemy teams

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:31:04 No.36318365 Report

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>>36318345
I have no doubt in my mind that Ghetsis is a child molester

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:36:11 No.36318384 Report

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>>36318365
I mean he is the leader of team plasma and abused N

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:37:50 No.36318393 Report

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>>36316933
She isn't. Horrible design.
Why the hell is anyone into this thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:40:33 No.36318403 Report

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Salazzle has one of the top ten shinies in all of pokemon. Too bad about that worthless meme ability though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:41:33 No.36318407 Report

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>>36318393
furfags, but then again this is VP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:42:57 No.36318412 Report

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>>36318393
I just think it looks neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:48:54 No.36318447 Report

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>>36318412
>it
Salazzle is exclusively female, you have no excuse for this bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 21:49:24 No.36318448 Report

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>>36318447
you're right
they*

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:19:07 No.36318602 Report

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>>36317554
Called my oblivious shiny Stephanie (I think) and my corrosion shiny Razzle. Probably my favourite shiny too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:21:06 No.36318614 Report

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>>36318403
I'll keep saying it, She should have gotten Merciless and Toxapex should have gotten Corrosion, but that may have made both of them unbalanced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:22:37 No.36318622 Report

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>>36317554
I called my Shiny one "Britney" because "Toxic"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:44:52 No.36318744 Report

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>>36318614
It would be great, the game is unbalanced already

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:54:33 No.36318781 Report

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i want a lizard gf

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Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:58:49 No.36318809 Report

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>>36317056
My fucking dick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Aug 2018 22:59:51 No.36318815 Report

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>>36317939
Plume would never lewd her grunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:04:59 No.36319149 Report

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>>36317056
How do you live in the pokemon world again?

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:58:39 No.36319403 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 00:59:12 No.36319407 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:07:48 No.36319447 Report

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>>36318809
You sure about that? It would be overused to the point of hurting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:10:27 No.36319459 Report

Quoted By: >>36326279 >>36328917 >>36337613

>tfw trans female salandit would be able to evolve
>dickgirl salazzle could be canon
>tfw I'm dickgirl salazzle
>inb4 trans is a human thing
shut up we're all fucking autistic here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:33:00 No.36319572 Report

Quoted By: >>36319617 >>36320006 >>36320012

So are women like Olivia single because everyone is fucking Machamp or Salazzle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 01:44:11 No.36319617 Report

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>>36319572
Maybe but if Olivia really wanted to get laid she should either wear perfume made from it's pheromones or just get a salazzle and use it on someone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:02:25 No.36320006 Report

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>>36319572
No, Olivia is single because she doesn’t wear Salazzle perfume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:02:56 No.36320012 Report

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>>36319572
Olivia is single because she's also a pokefucker, i mean she kisses tauros in the mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 03:55:29 No.36320321 Report

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>>36318058
Hot

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 04:26:12 No.36320485 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 05:14:07 No.36320756 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 06:30:45 No.36321099 Report

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>>36317056
Hopefully that's all they do because that's hot but dont need them being sadists and tying up the guys and torturing them

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 07:20:19 No.36321249 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 08:29:32 No.36321467 Report

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>>36318393
>horrible design
>he doesn't explain why it's horrible

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 08:37:12 No.36321485 Report

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>>36321467
That's because he has no argument and is just lashing out ineffectually (or he's one of those bitter boys who wanted a male evo for her, despite missing the lore behind her design's inspiration).

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 09:35:40 No.36321716 Report

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>>36321485
Of course.
Less dwelling on salty bitter boys, more Salazzle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:05:18 No.36321832 Report

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>>36318393
>Go into Salazzle thread
>Get mad that people are posting Salazzle
Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 14:25:56 No.36322953 Report

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>>36321832
Too many people are, sadly. Salazzle has a great design.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 14:46:22 No.36323045 Report

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 15:14:05 No.36323226 Report

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>>36323045

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 15:20:09 No.36323258 Report

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>>36316933

You don’t question perfection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 19:38:59 No.36324628 Report

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>>36323258
True.

>>36320012
You have to kiss your Pokémon for them to become champions. Remember to kiss your Salazzle.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 00:29:04 No.36326248 Report

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This thread is Salazzle approved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 00:36:12 No.36326279 Report

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>>36319459
Evolution is genetic
You can't just decide to be trans and suddenly get the ability to evolve into a female only evolution.

That's like suggesting trans woman can get pregnant LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 01:21:25 No.36326499 Report

Quoted By: >>36329207 >>36337630

>>36326279
look at the pokedex
the female salandits force the males to give them their food
the males can't evolve because they're malnourished
therefore, trans salandit females should be able to evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 01:35:40 No.36326556 Report

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Nicknamed my Shiny Salazzle Albedo.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 02:58:00 No.36326954 Report

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>>36318614
Imagine if one of them got Skill Swap, and they were on the field together.

>>36317607
We need slutty Salazzle outfits.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 04:39:52 No.36327465 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 12:01:37 No.36328908 Report

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>>36326556
What’s that mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 12:04:58 No.36328917 Report

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>>36319459
You're not autistic. You're just retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 12:08:02 No.36328929 Report

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>>36317554
I named mine "Meme," because an anon with dubs called for it.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 12:54:06 No.36329052 Report

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>>36328929
I remember that thread, were you that dude who found the 2 shiny male salandit before a female showed up, or are you another shiny anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 13:09:27 No.36329086 Report

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>>36329052
I remember that thread. I don't think that Anon named his shiny Salandit he eventually caught, but he did get Timid nature, which is some incredible luck and definitely makes up for the fail that kickstarted the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 13:51:53 No.36329207 Report

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>>36326499
All that suggests is fatties evolve

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 14:32:49 No.36329317 Report

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>>36329207
Not necessarily. Eating healthy and being nourished are completely different from being fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 15:15:08 No.36329441 Report

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>>36317056
I would cum buckets to a doujin of this but sadly the japanese doujin artists aren't creative enough to do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 15:17:25 No.36329452 Report

Quoted By: >>36329635

>>36329441
You have to start commissioning art of this idea to force it to exist. Get the germ of the idea out, and people will follow suit in drawing more of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 15:17:40 No.36329454 Report

Quoted By: >>36329793

>>36318058
>>36318268
Considering police exist in the pokemon world im sure all tbese crimes actually happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 16:17:18 No.36329635 Report

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>>36329452
Yeah your right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 16:59:03 No.36329793 Report

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>>36329454
Wherever there are people, there is crime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 17:19:20 No.36329852 Report

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>>36317554
I called mine sassy, because I gave all my Whole team names like that

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Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 19:41:13 No.36330594 Report

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>>36329052
Yep, I'm that anon. Those first three fails were absolutely horrible but they were definitely worth it for the smug queen herself.
Meme has been a good addition to the team, and I'm still dumbstruck with the fact that she had timid for a nature after my terrible bad luck in the beginning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Aug 2018 21:31:33 No.36331156 Report

Quoted By: >>36332427

>>36326954
Oh god that design is ugly as balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 01:28:34 No.36332427 Report

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>>36331156
Got a better one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 03:22:58 No.36332975 Report

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>>36330594
Have you finished EV training her? Are you going to try using her competitively?

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 05:50:09 No.36333616 Report

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 06:56:40 No.36333844 Report

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>>36333616
>Gijinka

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 14:45:53 No.36335079 Report

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>>36333844
Closest I could find for Salazzle-inspired outfits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 19:06:15 No.36336293 Report

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>>36333616
4 > 2 > 7 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:44:59 No.36337579 Report

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>>36317056
>forgot the potential threesomes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:47:11 No.36337589 Report

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>>36318058
>no reverse rape until the point to break his penises

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:52:18 No.36337613 Report

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>>36319459
>implying that evolution doesn't take chromosomes in account

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:55:41 No.36337630 Report

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>>36326499
if this was true everyone's male salandit would be able to evolve then

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:55:43 No.36337631 Report

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Anonymous Sat 18 Aug 2018 22:56:43 No.36337636 Report

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>>36326556
noice

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